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Ashton Kutcher

 

Ashton Kutcher is an actor starring in... (coming soon) Below are the most popular YARNs where Ashton Kutcher is found using facial recognition.

#1
Shit on my dick or blood on my knife.
Score: 39.741
Shit on my dick or blood on my knife.
#2
Why don't you go find some other girl who's not gonna hurt you?
Score: 34.602
Why don't you go find some other girl who's not gonna hurt you?
#3
We are not guys. We are hot chicks.
Score: 32.474
We are not guys. We are hot chicks.
#4
- [ Snaps Fingers ] - [ Bubble Wrap Popping ]
Score: 32.195
- [ Snaps Fingers ] - [ Bubble Wrap Popping ]
#5
You guys picked the wrong transsexual stripper to screw with.
Score: 32.183
You guys picked the wrong transsexual stripper to screw with.
#6
Hey! Leave him alone! He doesn't know anything!
Score: 30.355
Hey! Leave him alone! He doesn't know anything!
#7
- Oh, no. You've activated the Continuum Transfunctioner. - All right, what's going on?
Score: 29.851
- Oh, no. You've activated the Continuum Transfunctioner. - All right, what's going on?
#8
It's nerd-bashing time!
Score: 29.724
It's nerd-bashing time!
#9
You eat like a baby dinosaur. You don't even chew.
Score: 29.481
You eat like a baby dinosaur. You don't even chew.
#10
I don't need you to take care of me. I take care of myself.
Score: 29.424
I don't need you to take care of me. I take care of myself.
#11
- Who are you guys? - We are the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner.
Score: 29.031
- Who are you guys? - We are the Keepers of the Continuum Transfunctioner.
#12
- And then? - No! No and then!
Score: 28.786
- And then? - No! No and then!
#13
- She's a wily temptress. - 'A wily temptress.'
Score: 28.499
- She's a wily temptress. - 'A wily temptress.'
#14
Sense memory, simulated perception, altered-consciousness memory retrieval.
Score: 27.946
Sense memory, simulated perception, altered-consciousness memory retrieval.
#15
Tomorrow I could wake up a dirt farmer in Bangladesh.
Score: 27.778
Tomorrow I could wake up a dirt farmer in Bangladesh.
#16
Special treats is code for sex.
Score: 27.500
Special treats is code for sex.
#17
and I'm gonna put my foot in your ass...
Score: 27.392
and I'm gonna put my foot in your ass...
#18
suck your dick now...
Score: 27.196
suck your dick now...
#19
- And then? - And the cookies fortune.
Score: 26.936
- And then? - And the cookies fortune.
#20
I'm a rescue swimmer at heart. Born, bred and water-fed. Ooh-rah!
Score: 26.915
I'm a rescue swimmer at heart. Born, bred and water-fed. Ooh-rah!
#21
- But who's Johnny Potsmoker? - That's my alter ego.
Score: 26.906
- But who's Johnny Potsmoker? - That's my alter ego.
#22
- That is not the Continuum Transfunctioner. - Of course it is.
Score: 26.858
- That is not the Continuum Transfunctioner. - Of course it is.
#23
I will crush you like a doodlebug!
Score: 26.762
I will crush you like a doodlebug!
#24
- No and then! - And then? - No and then!
Score: 26.507
- No and then! - And then? - No and then!
#25
- You know, you're really starting to piss me off, lady. - And then?
Score: 26.491
- You know, you're really starting to piss me off, lady. - And then?