If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]

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If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap - Two and a Half Men [S01E04]
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As Charlie tries to write a new jingle, Berta quits. Alan tries to convince her to come back. Leaving Charlie to get Jake ready for a dinner. And Rose tries to get Charlie's help to prepare for a date.

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13 Oct 2003
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Andy Ackerman
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Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
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Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
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Released 2003-10-13, Rated TV-14
Score 11.464
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