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Ted (2012)

R ComedyFantasy
 

John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.

#1
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 30.531
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
#2
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 29.986
(SCREAMS)
#3
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 28.836
This is art. Get it?
#4
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 28.621
Woody Harrelson. Smallest dick I've ever seen on a man.
#5
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 28.491
Fuck!
#6
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 28.004
Jesus H. Fuck!
#7
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 27.650
TED: Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.
#8
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 27.641
(SCREAMING) (DISHES SHATTERING)
#9
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 27.022
Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?
#10
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 26.502
You're my best friend, John.
#11
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 26.266
(SHOUTING) Language!
#12
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 26.053
Hug me.
#13
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 25.938
I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.
#14
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 25.863
Fucking stop! Fuck!
#15
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 25.579
You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ.
#16
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 25.440
You can't have my teddy bear!
#17
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 25.290
(FARTING)
#18
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 25.025
Say that one more time.
#19
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 24.960
"I married the wrong woman, and now I lead a life of regret."
#20
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 24.953
You can put the ring in her ass, let her fart it out.
#21
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 24.865
Helen, get my gun. Dad, no!
#22
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 24.654
Ted!
#23
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 24.553
(SCREAMS)
#24
Ted (2012)
Year: 2012, Rated: R
Score: 24.164
Hi, Ted.