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Matchstick Men (2003)

PG-13 ComedyCrimeDrama
 

A phobic con artist and his protégé are on the verge of pulling off a lucrative swindle when the former's teenage daughter arrives unexpectedly.

#1
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 24.118
I want you to breathe, okay? Just keep breathing.
#2
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 23.009
Otis, knock it off.
#3
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 22.477
It's a little more complicated than that, but again, simple is safe.
#4
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 21.938
- Does the pope poo in the woods? - Just say yes.
#5
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 21.417
- I understand that. - Just breathe. Breathe.
#6
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 20.436
Then what could be more important than purifying the water your family drinks?
#7
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 20.266
You look white as a ghost, Roy. I don't want you to pass out...
#8
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 20.260
Ever been dragged to the sidewalk and beaten until you pissed blood?
#9
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 20.113
- Six, 18, 30, 49... - Wait. Six, 18, What?
#10
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 20.048
Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
#11
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 19.970
You hungry?
#12
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 19.943
How much is it?
#13
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 19.108
I'd just like to be able to take a girl someplace nice once in a while.
#14
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 18.969
Oh, Pygmies.
#15
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 18.371
Thank you, thank you!
#16
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 18.245
- You're a con man? - Con artist.
#17
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 18.211
Shame on you!
#18
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 17.955
- Jesus Christ, what am I...? - Don't say that.
#19
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 17.820
Why, you gonna ground me?
#20
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 17.757
I like tuna fish.
#21
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 17.532
- Roll up the window! - You piece of shit!
#22
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 17.316
I mean it.
#23
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 17.187
He's fast.
#24
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 17.092
Monday.
#25
Matchstick Men (2003)
Year: 2003, Rated: PG-13
Score: 17.042
...if it's any consolation.