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Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]

TV-14 AnimationComedy
 

Cartman's dream about being abducted by aliens turns out to have actually happened, and when the aliens take Kyle's brother, all of them must find a way to bring the aliens back and confront them.

#1
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 32.235
- Sure. You want some Cheesy Poofs too? - Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs.
#2
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 29.882
Somebody's baking brownies.
#3
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.593
Ike, do your impersonation of David Caruso's career!
#4
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.565
Hey, that kind of looks like Tom Selleck.
#5
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.213
- Whatever, you fat bitch. - What did you say?!
#6
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 24.109
- Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! - You bastards!
#7
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.708
- What's for lunch today? - Salisbury steak with buttered noodles.
#8
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.240
Come on, children, what can be so bad? It's Salisbury-steak day.
#9
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.126
- You're not fat, you're big-boned. - That's what I said.
#10
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.996
Don't kick the baby.
#11
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.641
Then I went on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye.
#12
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.401
- I said that rabbits eat lettuce. - Well, yes, they certainly do.
#13
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.508
You scrawny-assed sh * *! What the f* * * is wrong with you?
#14
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.962
What are you doing eating Salisbury steak?
#15
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.934
- Stan wants to kiss Wendy Testaburger - Shut up, fat ass, I don't like her.
#16
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.677
- That fat bitch won't let us. - What did you say?!
#17
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.643
I want my Salisbury steak.
#18
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.458
You have to stop this bus!
#19
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.399
Oh, my God!
#20
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.219
There's an 80-foot satellite dish sticking out of your ass!
#21
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.108
- Go home, you little dildo. - Dude, don't call my brother a dildo.
#22
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.901
Damn it, I didn't have an anal probe! Screw you guys, I'm going home.
#23
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.852
Kick the baby.
#24
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.538
- Shut up, you guys. - He's dead, Cartman.
#25
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.325
What's a dildo, Kenny?