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Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]

TV-14 AnimationComedy
 

Cartman's dream about being abducted by aliens turns out to have actually happened, and when the aliens take Kyle's brother, all of them must find a way to bring the aliens back and confront them.

#1
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 28.872
- Sure. You want some Cheesy Poofs too? - Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs.
#2
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.482
Somebody's baking brownies.
#3
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 23.121
Ike, do your impersonation of David Caruso's career!
#4
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.243
Hey, that kind of looks like Tom Selleck.
#5
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 22.088
- Whatever, you fat bitch. - What did you say?!
#6
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 21.538
- Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! - You bastards!
#7
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.915
- What's for lunch today? - Salisbury steak with buttered noodles.
#8
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.235
Don't kick the baby.
#9
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 20.222
Then I went on the ship, and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye.
#10
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.986
What are you doing eating Salisbury steak?
#11
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.875
- I said that rabbits eat lettuce. - Well, yes, they certainly do.
#12
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.563
- You're not fat, you're big-boned. - That's what I said.
#13
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.319
- That fat bitch won't let us. - What did you say?!
#14
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.267
Come on, children, what can be so bad? It's Salisbury-steak day.
#15
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.175
You have to stop this bus!
#16
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.122
You scrawny-assed sh * *! What the f* * * is wrong with you?
#17
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 19.093
- Stan wants to kiss Wendy Testaburger - Shut up, fat ass, I don't like her.
#18
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.915
- Go home, you little dildo. - Dude, don't call my brother a dildo.
#19
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 18.040
...I was being dragged through a hallway.
#20
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.809
Rats!
#21
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.739
What's a dildo, Kenny?
#22
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.467
Dildo!
#23
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.443
- Hello, children. - Hey, Chef.
#24
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.393
Oh, my God!
#25
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
Released: 1997-08-13, Rated: TV-14
Score: 17.346
I want my Salisbury steak.