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Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]

TV-MA AnimationComedy
 

When a dam breaks and floods a nearby town, South Park residents assume it was caused by global warming and barricade themselves in the community center.

#1
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.978
Sure I do.
#2
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.901
You know how?
#3
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.578
Hand over the real Jew gold, Kyle.
#4
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 20.538
You can't go out there, you'll freeze to death.
#5
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.066
Yeah! George Bush doesn't care about beavers!
#6
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.650
We were warned this would happen, and.. we didn't listen. We didn't listen!
#7
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.638
Everyone below this line will have to be evacuated to the south.
#8
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.230
Crab people.. crab people..
#9
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.224
All Jews carry gold in a little bag around their necks. Hand it over!
#10
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.921
No Cartman, I have no idea what you're talking about.
#11
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.876
Man, I wish I could really drive this thing.
#12
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.773
I want your Jew gold.
#13
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.302
Tom, I'm currently 10 miles outside of Beaverton, unable to get inside the town proper.
#14
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.180
That's not important right now, son. What's important is figuring out whose fault this is.
#15
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.120
No stupid Kyle around.
#16
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.002
trapping people in their houses and destroying their lives.
#17
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.965
Global warming!!
#18
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.880
Ahhhh!!
#19
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.835
With an eye on America and on today's events, it's South Park: Evening News, with Tom Pusslicker.
#20
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.601
Stan, beaver dam! Very large beaver dam, Stan!
#21
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.502
You can't go out there, you'll freeze to death.
#22
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.299
We didn't listen!
#23
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.098
No, no we haven't actually seen it, Tom, we're just reporting it.
#24
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.044
Global warming didn't cause the Beaverton flood. We know now whose fault it is. It was... crab people!
#25
Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow - South Park [S09E08]
Released: 2005-10-19, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.901
Do you think I'm stupid?