The Abstinence - Seinfeld [S08E09]

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The Abstinence - Seinfeld [S08E09]
TV-PG Comedy

Abstinence allows George to become a genius, but it turns Elaine into an idiot. Jerry gets bumped from career day at his old Jr. High School. Kramer turns his apartment into a smoking lounge and all the smoke disfigures his face.

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21 Nov 1996
The Abstinence
Andy Ackerman
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#1
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 33.646
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-I got you an assembly. -An assembly?
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#2
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 27.803
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Look away, I'm-- I'm hideous.
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#3
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 24.689
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Of course, absolute zero.
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#4
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 24.510
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Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 23.031
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Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.705
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Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.240
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Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.836
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It looks like an old catcher's mitt.
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Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.403
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I'm like a sexual camel. That's not the point.
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Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.308
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Hey, kids, what's the deal with homework?
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#11
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.092
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George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.
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Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.701
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#13
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.242
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Jackie’s cashing on your wretched disfigurement.
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Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.157
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Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.081
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Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.718
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#17
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.580
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Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.000
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Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.693
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Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.478
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I'm getting bumped? You're bumping me from Career Day?
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Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.212
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No, don't mention it.
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Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.848
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Sports are so pedestrian
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#23
Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.734
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Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.527
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Released 1996-11-21, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.333
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