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Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Determined to get back in the Magician's Alliance, GOB buys a sword from a Chinese shop and hires Buster to be the main magician while he's the assistant. Then he meets Tony Wonder who wants GOB and Buster to be on his next DVD.

#1
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.842
I'll buy you 100 George Michaels you can teach to drive!
#2
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.667
Silence, slave!
#3
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.263
Ancient Chinese Secret, huh?
#4
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.779
and put on my Barbra Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.
#5
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.727
Did somebody say, "Wonder"?
#6
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.035
What a cool guy.
#7
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.685
Enjoy the Hanukkah cookie, man.
#8
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.517
Starla had been bitten by...
#9
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.949
So, I want you guys to be on Use Your Illusion. Only now it's "Allusion" with an "A."
#10
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.918
- You're losing blood, aren't you? - Probably. My socks are wet.
#11
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.160
Yeah, I make up my own patter. Just ring it up with the dong tea.
#12
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.542
I grant him magic sanctuary.
#13
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.319
But I'm certainly good enough to take out that appendix of yours.
#14
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.083
Tony Wonder!
#15
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.826
Me quick, want slow. Wait, that's Indian.
#16
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.695
- but not for a migraine. - Yeah, I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.
#17
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.392
I second the sanctuary. But with a clause of silence.
#18
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.088
So, I'm thinkin', like, Use Your Illusion II.
#19
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.975
I've shortened your calf muscles to theoretically increase your jumping ability.
#20
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.843
In fact, Gob was at Ancient Chinese Secret at that moment...
#21
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.825
I have rabies, Michael. You know that. Today was day four of my shots.
#22
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.782
- This is my demand. - when Michael found him.
#23
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.767
Bravo. Hey, give us a sec, would you, Candida?
#24
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.490
- What about Chaucer? - Just not Poe, okay?
#25
Sword of Destiny - Arrested Development [S02E15]
Released: 2005-03-27, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 17.453
I'm peeing. Am I peeing?