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Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]

TV-14 AdventureAnimationComedy
 

A sociopathic scientist drags his innocent grandson on dangerous inter-dimensional adventures.

#1
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 31.582
- It's beyond your reasoning. - You're beyond our reasoning!
#2
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 31.083
Five more minutes of this, and I'm gonna get mad.
#3
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 30.914
We can hear the beeps!
#4
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 30.068
Mm, there is no God, summer. You got to rip that band-aid off now.
#5
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 29.383
Hey, Tom. We know when we're losing him.
#6
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 29.154
The student becomes the teacher.
#7
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 28.875
Morty, t-tell your parents the square root of pi.
#8
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 28.703
The glarp zone is for flarping and unglarping only.
#9
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 28.085
I will come to the hotel room and blow my brains out all over your naked bodies.
#10
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 28.044
a flimflam like, that's what we eat on girvonesk.
#11
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.997
and your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable.
#12
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.667
Oh, look, honey. It's our son with Albert Ein-douche.
#13
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.581
Well, duh doy, son.
#14
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.364
Morty, tell your parents the first law of Thermodynamics.
#15
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.171
They're bureaucrats. I don't respect them.
#16
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 27.095
Summer?
#17
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.897
The glarp zone is for flarping and unglarping only.
#18
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.705
The square root of pi, Morty. Go!
#19
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.073
I'm a genius. I build robots for fun.
#20
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 26.066
Red alert!
#21
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.949
No idea what you're talking about.
#22
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.824
You might have heard of it. It's called math.
#23
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.638
but even Hitler cared about Germany or something.
#24
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.528
It detects stuff all the way up your butt.
#25
Pilot - Rick and Morty [S01E01]
Released: 2013-12-02, Rated: TV-14
Score: 25.511
You really made the crap out of those eggs.