The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump - Two and a Half Men [S01E05]

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The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump - Two and a Half Men [S01E05]
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Jake's soccer games lead to Alan and Charlie having encounters with teammates' sexy mothers.

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20 Oct 2003
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Andy Ackerman
- Charlie Harper. - Kate McLaughlin. - Charlie Harper. - Kate McLaughlin. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 18.879
dot - Charlie Harper. - Kate McLaughlin.
- Charlie Harper. - Kate McLaughlin.
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#2
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 17.240
dot You had me at goldenrod.
You had me at goldenrod.
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#3
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 16.075
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It doesn't matter if you win or lose. It's whether or not you beat the spread.
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#4
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 15.381
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Dad said you'd never get up to go to soccer with me.
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Forget it, Jake. It's Sherman Oaks. Forget it, Jake. It's Sherman Oaks. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 14.283
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Forget it, Jake. It's Sherman Oaks.
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Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 14.276
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Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 14.060
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E- mail me. Allaboardgloria @aol. com.
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Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 13.677
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I have a three-hour window Wednesdays when the kids are at tae kwon do.
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Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 13.479
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Charlie, I have a 10-year-old son.
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Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 13.424
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All right, then. You try and make her happy.
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Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 13.408
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Have you ever been to Vegas?
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Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 13.383
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I'm feeling a little tipsy.
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I haven't been out with a man other than my husband in 12 years. I haven't been out with a man other than my husband in 12 years. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 13.090
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I haven't been out with a man other than my husband in 12 years.
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#14
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 12.651
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We don't keep score. We think it's healthier if the kids just play for fun.
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Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 12.453
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Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 12.307
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Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 12.292
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#18
Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 12.256
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Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 12.217
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Everybody has you at goldenrod.
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Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 12.201
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I ran into a friend of mine who was getting married at the Bellagio.
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Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 12.196
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Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 12.084
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Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 11.934
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Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 11.833
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Released 2003-10-20, Rated TV-14
Score 11.461
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Someone's a little full of himself.
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