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Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]

TV-MA AnimationComedy
 

Stan refuses to vote in the school mascot election because his choices are a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Unfortunately, his views on voting are seen as un-American, and he is ultimately banished from the town.

#1
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 26.641
HA! You lose, fatass!
#2
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.653
Shake them titties when you vote, bitch! (bitch!)
#3
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.890
I like it when you vote, bitch! (bitch!)
#4
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.811
Excellent! Dr. Cornwallis is wise beyond his year Here's your PETA shirt and a bumper sticker.
#5
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.627
We've got spirit, yes we do! We are sandwiches filled with poo! Yeeaahhh!
#6
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.346
and we're supposed to vote between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.
#7
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.110
Hey, fuck off, Kyle.
#8
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.190
I slam my jimmy through your mouth roof (mouth roof)
#9
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.093
'Vote or die! Vote or die!
#10
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.878
Now, your vote didn't matter.
#11
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.686
Goodbye, Stan.
#12
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.749
Hahaa, a turd sandwich!
#13
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.623
No, Justacious, let him go. He won't survive a fortnight in the wilderness.
#14
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.475
The cow is a slave! The cow is a commodity! To be thrown away by a society gone wrong!
#15
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.369
Oh no! NOOO!!
#16
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.334
Yeh.
#17
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.166
I think voting is great. I just didn't care this time because it was between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.
#18
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.160
This is Debate 2004 with your host, Jim Lehrer.
#19
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.086
Take that!
#20
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.711
No. Banishment.
#21
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.665
We've been given the right to choose between a douche and a turd.
#22
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.641
Oh, Randy!
#23
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.482
Expulsion??
#24
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.388
That we can go back to being the South Park Cows!
#25
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.370
EWWW!