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Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]

TV-MA AnimationComedy
 

Stan refuses to vote in the school mascot election because his choices are a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Unfortunately, his views on voting are seen as un-American, and he is ultimately banished from the town.

#1
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.436
HA! You lose, fatass!
#2
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.422
Shake them titties when you vote, bitch! (bitch!)
#3
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.159
I like it when you vote, bitch! (bitch!)
#4
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.011
'Vote or die! Vote or die!
#5
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.257
Excellent! Dr. Cornwallis is wise beyond his year Here's your PETA shirt and a bumper sticker.
#6
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.141
No, Justacious, let him go. He won't survive a fortnight in the wilderness.
#7
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.008
Hey, fuck off, Kyle.
#8
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.860
Goodbye, Stan.
#9
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.790
We've got spirit, yes we do! We are sandwiches filled with poo! Yeeaahhh!
#10
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.788
Hahaa, a turd sandwich!
#11
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.526
Rock the vote or else I'm gonna stick a knife through your eye.
#12
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.177
and we're supposed to vote between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.
#13
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.959
Oh no! NOOO!!
#14
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.685
He's going to vote!!
#15
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.578
Now, your vote didn't matter.
#16
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.348
I think voting is great. I just didn't care this time because it was between a giant douche and a turd sandwich.
#17
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.202
Expulsion??
#18
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.103
This is my wife, Janice.
#19
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.041
No. Banishment.
#20
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 10.927
Yeh.
#21
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 10.896
Vote or die, mother_, mother_, vote or die!
#22
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 10.774
Goddamnit PETAns piss me off! We're never gonna end up with a stupid eagle or a faggy bobcat as a mascot.
#23
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 10.748
I slam my jimmy through your mouth roof (mouth roof)
#24
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 10.663
Oh, Randy!
#25
Douche and Turd - South Park [S08E08]
Released: 2004-10-27, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 10.137
Let's bring out our mascot and get this pep rally going!