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Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]

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Stan worries that he is maturing more slowly than his friends. Meanwhile, Jesus feels pressured to perform a miracle at the start of the new millennium.

#1
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 27.431
- What's the matter, Kyle? - Nothing.
#2
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.831
Let's get him!
#3
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.610
I'm not bleeding out of my ass!
#4
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.169
God damn it, Kenny, shut the hell up!
#5
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.924
Oh, pooped 'em.
#6
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.877
- Poop my pants. - You pooped your pants?
#7
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.725
- I pooped my pants. - Oh.
#8
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.937
Damn it! Damn it, damn it, damn it!
#9
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.160
Mr. Stewart has apparently pooped his pants.
#10
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.920
Good morning, South Park!
#11
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.789
But it's not fair!
#12
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.281
Stanley, honey, what's the matter?
#13
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.271
Wake up, honey, it's time to leave for Las Vegas!
#14
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.177
Now, Mr. Stewart, what did we say about trying to hold in Mr. Dookie?
#15
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.130
Again?
#16
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.942
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
#17
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.793
Well, that's good, honey.
#18
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.720
My period is really...
#19
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.632
Women Who Run with the Wolves book
#20
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.626
- Poo pants. - "Poo pants"?
#21
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.578
Quiet, Kenny. The goddess lives in all of us and...
#22
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.562
- For auld lang syne... - Let's get him!
#23
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.498
Nurse?
#24
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.235
Whoa, dude!
#25
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 10.849
Okay, that settles that.