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Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]

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Stan worries that he is maturing more slowly than his friends. Meanwhile, Jesus feels pressured to perform a miracle at the start of the new millennium.

#1
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 30.940
- What's the matter, Kyle? - Nothing.
#2
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 22.938
God damn it, Kenny, shut the hell up!
#3
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 21.623
Oh, pooped 'em.
#4
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.960
Let's get him!
#5
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 19.791
I'm not bleeding out of my ass!
#6
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.594
- Poop my pants. - You pooped your pants?
#7
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.004
- I pooped my pants. - Oh.
#8
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.407
Damn it! Damn it, damn it, damn it!
#9
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.864
Good morning, South Park!
#10
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.469
My period is really...
#11
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.840
But it's not fair!
#12
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.816
- Poo pants. - "Poo pants"?
#13
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.618
Quiet, Kenny. The goddess lives in all of us and...
#14
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.314
Mr. Stewart has apparently pooped his pants.
#15
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.155
Kyle, you first.
#16
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.909
Hold your horses, guys.
#17
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.811
Women Who Run with the Wolves book
#18
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.771
I believe that the goddess in me is my spirituality because...
#19
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.499
Yes, tell your father to take just one of these pills every week.
#20
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.462
Wake up, honey, it's time to leave for Las Vegas!
#21
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.975
Whoa, dude!
#22
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.591
Now, Mr. Stewart, what did we say about trying to hold in Mr. Dookie?
#23
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.395
Again?
#24
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.365
Goddess Moon?
#25
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus - South Park [S03E16]
Released: 1999-12-29, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.327
Stanley, honey, what's the matter?