Altar Egos - Arrested Development [S01E16]

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Altar Egos - Arrested Development [S01E16]
TV-PG Comedy

Micheal has a one-night stand with a woman named Maggie Lizer. He has a guilt-trip after learning she is blind, but not so much after he discovers that she's the prosecuting attorney ...

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17 Mar 2004
Altar Egos
Jay Chandrasekhar
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 24.710
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.702
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.457
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.465
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.442
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.529
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.479
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.452
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.005
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#10
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.483
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George Michael.
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#11
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.452
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#12
Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.418
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.276
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.947
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.584
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Spring break! [Whooping]
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.191
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.987
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.878
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.617
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.103
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.523
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.278
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.278
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.145
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Released 2004-03-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.6142
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I sunk it! I sunk the yacht!
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