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Ted 2 (2015)

R Comedy
 

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

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#1
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 30.635
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#2
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 30.453
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#3
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 28.862
Go to hell!
#4
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 28.829
Hey, you shut the fuck up!
#5
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 28.132
I think I want to sleep on a bed made of your voice.
#6
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 27.668
Hey, fuck your Chrysler!
#7
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.971
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#8
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.906
Someone's trying to steal Tom Brady's jizz again.
#9
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.871
(SHOUTS) What the fuck?
#10
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.634
Leave me alone!
#11
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.629
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#12
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.489
My turn, assholes!
#13
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.413
I mean, fucking Steven Tyler?
#14
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.325
TED: Let me know when you're ready to go
#15
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.313
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#16
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.129
What, like garbage or a piece of shit?
#17
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.009
(SHOUTS) what the hell?
#18
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.972
There's so much porn!
#19
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.855
Oh, for Christ's sake!
#20
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.646
Oh! It smells like somebody's got a poopy diaper.
#21
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.636
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#22
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.446
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#23
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.372
I would, like, kick so much ass at mommin'! (CHUCKLES)
#24
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.306
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#25
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.290
You can suck my dick