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Ted 2 (2015)

R Comedy
 

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

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#1
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 29.064
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#2
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.506
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#3
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.112
Go to hell!
#4
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.841
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#5
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.589
My turn, assholes!
#6
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.461
TED: Let me know when you're ready to go
#7
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.458
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#8
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.433
Get your BJs here.
#9
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.186
Oh, baby, I love you, too! (SMOOCHES)
#10
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.183
I would, like, kick so much ass at mommin'! (CHUCKLES)
#11
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.005
What, like garbage or a piece of shit?
#12
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 24.955
Hey, you shut the fuck up!
#13
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 24.929
Bah, bah, bah!
#14
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 24.878
Someone's trying to steal Tom Brady's jizz again.
#15
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 24.413
I think I want to sleep on a bed made of your voice.
#16
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.967
I love you so much!
#17
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.904
You son of a bitch!
#18
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.637
(EXCLAIMS) (KlssEs)
#19
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.617
Jesus. Look at that black cock.
#20
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.231
There's so much porn!
#21
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.230
Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?
#22
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.184
Holy shit! Perfect spiral!
#23
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.077
Shut the fuck up!
#24
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 22.897
Take your goddamn teddy bear with you!
#25
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 22.858
So what do you say? We all good?