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Ted 2 (2015)

R Comedy
 

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

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#1
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 28.435
BJs here! Get your BJs! Get your red-hot BJs!
#2
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.217
Hey, fuck your Chrysler!
#3
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.144
TED: Let me know when you're ready to go
#4
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.120
Oh, baby, I love you, too! (SMOOCHES)
#5
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 24.905
I would, like, kick so much ass at mommin'! (CHUCKLES)
#6
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 24.754
What, like garbage or a piece of shit?
#7
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 24.298
Get your BJs here.
#8
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.869
I love you so much!
#9
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.682
There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny! Only guys with tits!
#10
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.411
(EXCLAIMS) (KlssEs)
#11
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.311
My turn, assholes!
#12
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.307
I think I want to sleep on a bed made of your voice.
#13
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.174
You son of a bitch!
#14
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.142
Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?
#15
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 22.801
So what do you say? We all good?
#16
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 22.731
Holy shit! Perfect spiral!
#17
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 22.651
Hey, you shut the fuck up!
#18
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 22.619
Someone's trying to steal Tom Brady's jizz again.
#19
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 22.607
Shut the fuck up!
#20
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 22.607
Take your goddamn teddy bear with you!
#21
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 22.526
Yes! Oh, I love you!
#22
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 22.484
Jesus. Look at that black cock.
#23
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 22.444
I saw you eating lunch alone! You're a loser!
#24
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 22.421
Let's make a baby! Let's make a baby!
#25
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 21.771
That's what you get for fucking exercising!