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Ted 2 (2015)

R Comedy
 

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.

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#1
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 29.619
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#2
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 28.358
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#3
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 27.375
Go to hell!
#4
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.894
Hey, you shut the fuck up!
#5
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.776
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#6
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.129
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#7
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.114
My turn, assholes!
#8
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 26.068
I think I want to sleep on a bed made of your voice.
#9
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.858
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#10
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.831
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#11
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.679
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#12
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.617
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#13
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.278
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#14
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.263
I would, like, kick so much ass at mommin'! (CHUCKLES)
#15
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 25.217
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#16
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 24.764
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#17
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 24.440
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#18
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 24.318
You son of a bitch!
#19
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 24.260
(SHOUTS) what the hell?
#20
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 24.214
I mean, fucking Steven Tyler?
#21
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 24.032
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#22
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 24.030
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#23
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.973
(SHOUTS) What the fuck?
#24
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.940
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#25
Ted 2 (2015)
Year: 2015, Rated: R
Score: 23.784
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