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Pineapple Express (2008)

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A process server and his marijuana dealer wind up on the run from hitmen and a corrupt police officer after he witnesses his dealer's boss murder a competitor while trying to serve papers on him.

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#1
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 36.474
Couscous. The food so nice, they named it twice.
#2
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 32.647
Stuff your sorries in a sack. It's not your fault.
#3
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 32.230
I'm serious. Your dick, my mouth.
#4
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 30.106
- Take that shit to the next level, eh? - Okay, I will.
#5
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 29.781
I've been up in here trying to get a motherfucking scholarship. Chilling.
#6
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 29.670
You ain't got no style, motherfucker.
#7
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 29.308
...with their eyes as red as the devil's dick. You're busted.
#8
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 28.589
I fucking love you, dog. Fucking love you.
#9
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 28.246
Ted Jones, he knows you witnessed the murder. He found your roach.
#10
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 28.216
Who the fuck's Chachi?
#11
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 28.178
Like someone fucked you up with a coffee pot.
#12
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 28.161
Do you know what “shut the fuck up” mean?
#13
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 28.118
Okay, yeah. We'll definitely hit the casino up.
#14
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 28.003
We shall strike now with full force.
#15
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 27.975
You gotta be the dumbest motherfucker in captivity.
#16
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 27.830
- I think I know who that bitch was. - Yes. I will identify that bitch.
#17
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 27.368
You ate a box of Nerds out of her butthole.
#18
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 27.266
Shit has hit the fan. The lion will speak.
#19
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 27.201
Asians? What Asians? Indians are technically Asian.
#20
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 27.116
Has anyone seen my bigger knife?
#21
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 26.989
Fucking hand job, Dale. Imagine if I gave you a hand job.
#22
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 26.955
- Well, lookie here. Mr. Folgers. - Oh, man.
#23
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 26.910
This ends now!
#24
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 26.624
Dinner's gonna be cold tonight, asshole.
#25
Pineapple Express (2008)
Year: 2008, Rated: R
Score: 26.581
Y'all fuck on your own time, man.