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Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]

TV-MA AnimationComedy
 

Randy is forced to go to AA meetings, where he becomes convinced that he has a disease. Desperate, he and Stan go on a pilgrimage to a statue of the virgin Mary that is miraculously bleeding from its ass.

#1
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 18.517
"A chick bleeding out her vagina is no miracle."
#2
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.827
No more blowing guys on Colfax Avenue for a pint of vodka for this cowboy!
#3
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.769
Wait a minute. Stan, isn't that Josh Garrett up there?
#4
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 17.108
Oh yeah? Get off my ass, dickhole!
#5
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 16.627
Um, my name's Randy and... I just, really like beer.
#6
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.333
Like to have another beer or two.
#7
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.698
All right! - Come on!
#8
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.448
Right right. Does vodka count?
#9
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 14.249
Or maybe I'll have three beers.
#10
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.755
Dad, we're gonna crash!
#11
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.514
Hey. I smell a butter.
#12
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.475
What seems to be the officer, problem?
#13
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.398
Ichi banzai! Kya!
#14
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.391
No, Stan, you don't understand. I have a disease.
#15
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.141
Dad!
#16
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.134
You're trying to cut in line!
#17
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.375
I just, my dad was-
#18
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.279
"Chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time."
#19
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.167
You're a butter! You're a dirty linecutter!
#20
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.889
Thanks son.
#21
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.787
Ichi banzai!
#22
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.673
Es un milagro. Es un milagro!
#23
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.514
There's a reason why God made our penises like little hoses, boys.
#24
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.440
No, dude, it's the police.
#25
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.355
Eey, what do you think you're doin', kid?