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Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]

TV-MA AnimationComedy
 

Randy is forced to go to AA meetings, where he becomes convinced that he has a disease. Desperate, he and Stan go on a pilgrimage to a statue of the virgin Mary that is miraculously bleeding from its ass.

#1
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.691
No more blowing guys on Colfax Avenue for a pint of vodka for this cowboy!
#2
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 15.088
"A chick bleeding out her vagina is no miracle."
#3
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.724
Oh yeah? Get off my ass, dickhole!
#4
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 13.681
Um, my name's Randy and... I just, really like beer.
#5
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.343
What seems to be the officer, problem?
#6
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 12.193
I just, my dad was-
#7
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.847
You're a butter! You're a dirty linecutter!
#8
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 11.764
You're trying to cut in line!
#9
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 10.934
Es un milagro. Es un milagro!
#10
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 10.774
No, Stan, you don't understand. I have a disease.
#11
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 10.531
Eey, what do you think you're doin', kid?
#12
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 10.378
Right this way, Cardinal.
#13
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 10.128
Daddy's very sick.
#14
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 10.026
"Chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time."
#15
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 9.7818
My name's Bill, and Im an alcoholic.
#16
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 9.7451
Oh wait. Sh sh. Hold on a second, gang.
#17
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 9.6755
Dad, we're gonna crash!
#18
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 9.2891
I'm eight!
#19
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 9.1540
There's a reason why God made our penises like little hoses, boys.
#20
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 9.1328
and never drive the car drunk again.
#21
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 9.1222
Praise Christ. - Praise Christ.
#22
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 9.1062
Ichi banzai! Kya!
#23
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 9.0417
Keep blowing. Keep blowing. Keep blowing.
#24
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 8.9927
to determine whether this is a true miracle or not.
#25
Bloody Mary - South Park [S09E14]
Released: 2005-12-07, Rated: TV-MA
Score: 8.4942
He needs divine intervention. Spirituality.