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The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]

TV-PG Comedy
 

Jerry gets a permanent discount at his local dry cleaners after returning a locket he found in a jacket pocket. His new girlfriend Meryl also claims the discount claiming to be Jerry's wife...

#1
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 29.131
"My wife" this, " my wife" that.
#2
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 28.266
We don't allow any outside syrups...
#3
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.956
You're friends with the urinator, aren't you?
#4
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.202
See that guy right there?
#5
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.989
- Did I say you were stupid? - Well, wouldn't I have to be?
#6
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.642
I look amazing in this leotard.
#7
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.174
"My wife has an inner ear infection."
#8
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.869
I see a damn fool.
#9
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.753
We'll always have pancakes.
#10
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.560
- Since when is a drain a toilet? - It's all pipes.
#11
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.538
...to not wipe down a machine after using it?
#12
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.836
- Can we just drop the pee-pipes stuff? - Okay.
#13
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.778
- Good morning. - Good morning.
#14
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.491
I can't get into the zone.
#15
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.367
Bottle-wipe supersedes it.
#16
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.105
...an open-lip kiss.
#17
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 19.083
Could you make a little more noise?
#18
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.970
You son of a bitch.
#19
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.820
When he was younger, he had a beautiful penmanship.
#20
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.793
- ...I had to go, so- - Here we go.
#21
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.764
I thought you said you was bringing a white boy home.
#22
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.404
- I love you. - I love you.
#23
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.394
- Do you have the time? - Eleven-thirty.
#24
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.345
Because he doesn't pay any attention to me, and he ignores me.
#25
The Wife - Seinfeld [S05E17]
Released: 1994-03-17, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 18.336
If he left a used Kleenex, what's that, a valentine?