Realty Bites - The Simpsons [S09E09]

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Realty Bites - The Simpsons [S09E09]
TV-PG AnimationComedy

Marge becomes a real-estate agent.

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07 Dec 1997
Realty Bites
Swinton O. Scott III
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#1
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.064
dot Please don't tell anyone how I live.
Please don't tell anyone how I live.
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#2
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.801
dot This is my car! And I'm not fat! It's glandular!
This is my car! And I'm not fat! It's glandular!
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- [Marge] That's dilapidated. - Rustic. - [Marge] That's dilapidated. - Rustic. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.179
dot - [Marge] That's dilapidated. - Rustic.
- [Marge] That's dilapidated. - Rustic.
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#4
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.774
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My high school sweetheart was killed in a drag racing accident.
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#5
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.214
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Red room. Over there.
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That's Cookie Kwan. She's number one on the west side. That's Cookie Kwan. She's number one on the west side. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.072
dot That's Cookie Kwan. She's number one on the west side.
That's Cookie Kwan. She's number one on the west side.
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#7
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.467
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- [Clanging] - Boo-yah!
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#8
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.112
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Yeah, me too. Let me know if you need any help.
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#9
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.932
dot Because it's so dilapidated. [Groans]
Because it's so dilapidated. [Groans]
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Seat belts. [Scoffs] They kill more people than they save. Seat belts. [Scoffs] They kill more people than they save. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.049
dot Seat belts. [Scoffs] They kill more people than they save.
Seat belts. [Scoffs] They kill more people than they save.
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- Look, Daddy. I'm the jealous jockey. - I'm a torso. - Look, Daddy. I'm the jealous jockey. - I'm a torso. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.915
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- Look, Daddy. I'm the jealous jockey. - I'm a torso.
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#12
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.852
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- You're... going... down, punk! - Ow! Ow! Ow!
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#13
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.808
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You're all nuts.
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#14
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.597
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Premium, dude!
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Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.499
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- That house is on fire. - Motivated seller.
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#16
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.491
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Lumber. We need lumber.
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Man, the air feels good on my neck. Man, the air feels good on my neck. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.937
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Man, the air feels good on my neck.
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#18
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.486
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Stop! That's my car!
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#19
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.322
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Well, I brought this wall from home.
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- Guess who sold the Whitman place? - Good for you. Way to go. - Guess who sold the Whitman place? - Good for you. Way to go. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.320
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- Guess who sold the Whitman place? - Good for you. Way to go.
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#21
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.304
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- This is Wiggum reporting a 318- waking a police officer. - [Siren Wailing]
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Don't worry. Gets easier every week. Don't worry. Gets easier every week. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.858
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Don't worry. Gets easier every week.
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That's good enough for me! [Screams] Purple drapes! That's good enough for me! [Screams] Purple drapes! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.725
dot That's good enough for me! [Screams] Purple drapes!
That's good enough for me! [Screams] Purple drapes!
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Because cubicles are for closers, Marge. Because cubicles are for closers, Marge. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.724
dot Because cubicles are for closers, Marge.
Because cubicles are for closers, Marge.
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- It's Wednesday, Homer. - [Screams] Work! - It's Wednesday, Homer. - [Screams] Work! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 1997-12-07, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.539
dot - It's Wednesday, Homer. - [Screams] Work!
- It's Wednesday, Homer. - [Screams] Work!
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