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Why does Jesus have a lasso?
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Why does Jesus have a lasso?
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Westworld (2016) - S02E05 Akane no Mai
Does the saying have a footnote about fucking lassos, then?
1.5 secs
It's a Wonderful Life (1947)
Lassoes the stork!
1.8 secs
The Da Vinci Code (2006)
Why couldn't Jesus have been a father...
2.7 secs
It's a Wonderful Life (1947)
George Bailey lassoes stork.
2.4 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S23E21 Comedy
Does Jesus have a big part in this thing?
2.2 secs
Archer (2009) - S06E08 Animation
Why does he have a gun?
1.8 secs
Van Helsing (2004)
Wait. Why does Dracula have a cure?
2.2 secs
Archer (2009) - S07E02
Why does a divorce lawyer have grenades?!
1.5 secs
South Park (1997) - S03E16 Comedy
Jesus, why does God hate me?
1.1 secs
Little Fockers (2010)
Why does she have such a problem?
1.6 secs
Wedding Crashers (2005)
MAN: Why does Grandma have a gun?
1.9 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S14E19 Comedy
Why does a dog have human girlfriends?
2.2 secs
Archer (2009) - S07E01
Why does a divorce lawyer have grenades?!
2.5 secs
The Sopranos (1999) - S05E10 Drama
Oh, Jesus Christ. Why don't you have a fucking drink?
2.1 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S04E04 Pawnee Rangers
and then we have lasso training,
2.9 secs
BoJack Horseman (2014) - S02E07 Comedy
Jesus, why does cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party,
2.3 secs
The Secret Life of the American Teenager (2008) - S01E01 Drama
- Why does it have to be a bet? - Why not?
2.7 secs
The Simpsons (1989) - S30E01 Bart's Not Dead
Does this, uh, Jesus have any tattoos
2.4 secs
King of the Hill (1997) - S05E10 Comedy
You got me a genuine Texas lasso...
2.2 secs
Parks and Recreation (2009) - S05E04 Sex Education
I bought a lasso online, Leslie.
2.4 secs
Seinfeld (1993) - S05E06 The Lip Reader
Why does everything have to have a social component?
2.9 secs
The Sopranos (1999) - S02E07 Drama
Why does everything have to have a purpose?
3 secs
Sex and the City (1998) - S01E12 Romance
Why does he have to have a small dick?
3.8 secs
The O.C. (2003) - S02E17 Drama
I mean, has he found Jesus? Does he have a Chinese tattoo?
3.4 secs
Mad Men (2007) - S03E13 Shut the Door. Have a Seat.
- Who? - Jesus.
2.4 secs
Life as a House
Jesus.
1.4 secs
Entourage (2004) - S05E02 Unlike a Virgin
Jesus!