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3 secs
Field of Dreams (1989)
So he stops writing books,
3 secs
Henry Fool
If he's such a genius, why doesn't he write books like you do?
1.7 secs
Trainwreck (2015)
and he writes a book about you
2.8 secs
Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You know why? Because he's a person.
2.8 secs
Ted 2 (2015)
You know why? Because he's a person.
2.1 secs
Friends (1994) - S02E10 The One With Russ
No. You know why? Because he's dead.
3.1 secs
The Golden Girls (1985) - S01E04 Transplant
- Why not Phil? - Because he never calls, he never writes.
1.6 secs
BoJack Horseman (2014) - S01E01
Because you know that I'm writing that book
1.4 secs
He's Just Not That Into You (2009)
Why stop?
2 secs
Midnight in Paris (2011)
Because, he writes. He rewrites.
1.4 secs
People of Earth (2016) - S01E01 Pilot
Why is he writing?
1.6 secs
There's Something About Mary (1998)
He's not masturbating.
2.2 secs
Jackie Brown
Because he knows you.
3.3 secs
Cheers (1982) - S01E01 Drama
- You know why you don't like Sumner? - Because he's goofy.
3.1 secs
There's Something About Mary (1998)
- Ted. - He was masturbating.
2 secs
Rick and Morty (2013) - S03E01
You want to know why, Morty? Because he crossed me.
2.6 secs
Arrested Development (2003) - S04E13 It Gets Better
And you know why? Just because he could.
3.4 secs
Family Guy (1999) - S11E16 Comedy
♪ Oh, he couldn't masturbate because his arms are too short ♪
4 secs
Captain Fantastic (2016)
He's writing a book on Dr. Spock.
1.7 secs
This Is Us (2016) - S01E05
why are you writing in your book?
1.6 secs
Bob's Burgers (2011) - S07E01
He's talking about the books! You know the books.
4.6 secs
Fuller House (2016) - S01E05 Mad Max
He's a Navy SEAL and he writes those romance books you buy at the supermarket.
2.1 secs
The Detour (2016) - S02E02 The Club
Why? Why? Because he kissed you.
2.5 secs
30 Rock (2006) - S05E03 Let's Stay Together
So we know he's smart and superb at masturbation.
1.2 secs
Suits (2011) - S06E07 Drama
- Why not? - Because he can't know
3.4 secs
Silver Linings Playbook (2012)
Why don't you write that in...? I don't know, a little book?
3.5 secs
Devious Maids (2013) - S02E02 Drama
Did you know I'm writing a book?