The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]

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The Old Man - Seinfeld [S04E18]
TV-PG Comedy

Elaine gets the gang to volunteer at an old folks' home. She gets freaked out by hers, George gets fired by his guy, and Jerry loses his. Kramer and Newman scheme to sell records to a ...

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18 Feb 1993
The Old Man
Tom Cherones
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 25.606
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 25.478
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 24.962
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 23.508
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.770
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.311
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.199
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.166
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.629
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.382
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.952
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.926
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.695
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.545
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.392
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.804
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.387
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.138
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.106
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.663
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.588
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Released 1993-02-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.481
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