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First come, first served!
- Ten seconds is all I really wanted. - Ten seconds is perfect.
- And your Turtle Wax. - I don't want Turtle Wax.
You've got a deal with ABC. You've gotta honor it.
A-thinkin' how you did me wrong
an international singing sensation!
That's funny.
Oh, really? You wanna book Tony Clifton at Harrah's Tahoe.
- You do? - Yeah.
- I-I gave them The Great Gatsby. - Yes.
Andy?
I'm looking for answers from the great beyond
You signed for five years, so...
I'm sorry.
I don't understand why you're laughing. I'm not joking.
- And the bird goes - Tweet.
Answers from the great
Yeah, look at Kaufman.
Wh-- What, are you making fun of me?
You know, Howdy, I've been watching you since I was a little boy.
If I find out that you're behind this, I'll kill you, Zmuda!
Every guest of Merv takes Turtle Wax.
Wish that I could do
All right.
That's just the kind of thing you two would work out to fuck me up.
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That's ridiculous. You don't even smoke.
I'll show it to people and see if anybody wants to buy it.
Kaufman?
But you're just poor white trash,
Is there--
Taxi's been canceled.
- You cannot touch me! I will sue you! - Hey, Kaufman!
Uh... yeah! Is this George Shapiro ?
Whereas I am getting stronger and stronger.
Sometimes I wish that I'd
'Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone,' he told me,
Um, a large tub of popcorn, please. Extra butter.
I know. I'll tell you what.
You know what? I'm not a prop.
I'm breaking through I'm bending spoons
It sunk.
- That's the script I was given? - Yeah.
You're surrounded by what you create.
All right!
I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs
Yes, it was funny for a little while,
Ugh.
First you piss off women. Then you piss off the South.
Hey, wanna go to Memphis and get married?
All right. How much longer's left on my contract?
Merv Griffin got 2,000 pieces of hate mail.
Hey, excuse me. Are you Andy Kaufman?
please,
I started using Suave--
- No, that's, uh-- - Shut up!
The King folded him up like an accordion that time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I get that all the time.
Sometimes I get lost.
will get to marry me!
it was rigged and I demand a recount.
Eeee-eee
So I was thinking, since I'm still kind of a quasi-celebrity,
and I'm gonna get a team of lawyers to sue you...
She saw it And it's not true.
Yeah, we have to do this. He's just a terrible actor.
It's live, they'll give you carte blanche...
How 'bout me and you dolls go out and get some real food?
You know?
I'm always dreaming
- And he says "Cancer." - No, that--
Did your doctor say it's okay...
- Yes, you did! - Come on.
But-- But...
If there is one woman here tonight who thinks she can defeat me,
Let me ask you, folks-- What kind of man would wrestle a woman anyway?
Oh.
Of you
- One, two-- - Can you believe it?
Yeah.
- Who's Tony Clifton? - He's a Vegas lounge singer.
Thank you very much. Goodnight!
He gets the situation well in hand
Thanks for having me on your show, Andy.
Hey, give me that! This is Zmuda! He's one of 'em!
I hope you're not upset.
And another pink one.
- Can I squeeze your nuts? Thanks. - Ohh!
I got the wings
- Anybody got a flashlight and a couple of shovels?
"They were the same people,
Okay. All right.
That's because I've only done it once. They'll get used to it.
- Why? He's gonna play fair? - lam not concerned with him.
I'm breaking through I'm bending spoons
in the history of Memphis, Tennessee,
Tomorrow we will run faster,
Wait. Uh-- I'm sorry.
You've got to let me attend these classes. It's what keeps me balanced.
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Andy Kaufman!
A big, elaborate joke that's only funny to two people in the universe--
Honk, honk, honk, honk, honk.
This is dead air.
Well, it 's gonna get even better,
if-- if I gave you both...