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or you can get in the ring with a man and wrestle for real!
Sure.
- Five. - Twenty.
I was just so impressed with your wrestling moves.
Big freaking deal! Tell me something I don't know, toadstool!
Since you've all been such good boys and girls,
and your children and your children's children.
Uh--
and rub it on your body,
I am Andy...
- I might even have Santa Claus. - Oh, yeah.
What do you want?
When you've got someone you love
Boy, it sure--
My heart is radiating pure energy.
Very high vibrations,
in your entire lives combined!
Oh, okay.
- May I borrow this for a second? - Oh, no.
Because I'm gonna do it again and again...
and it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Okay.
It's a show biz hospital.
It'll be great. People will think their TV is broken.
But it's funny.
Is this for real?
four years and seven months.
Okay! Great! Good night!
You tryin' to do some Polish humor?
You havin' a-- You enjoyin' that pasta carbonara?
Hey, no choke holds! I told you!
No to the whole thing. It doesn't sound good to me.
Kaufman's hangin' on the ropes like a little baby.
- No! - Do it, man!
Don't hurt him!
Right there, okay? Awww!
Faker!
Of course I do.
Chick, pick, wick, lick!
Me too. And--
The only reason why I did Taxi-- the only reason--
To dump him--
I'm gonna say the animal, and then you tell me what it says.
Aah-aah-aah-aah-ahh!
Abu-dabi Abi-dabu-ah
I-I don't care.
and I don't like dumb, stupid crackers...
Kids love this stuff.
Well, like, in the kitchen and stuff, yeah.
- Ma'am, here is your complimentary photo of Merv. - Thank you.
Mr. Kaufman requires an undisturbed 90 minutes of meditation prior to filming.
Bob.
Are we losing touch
You don't think I can beat him?
I mean, it's just...
- Yaken-bu-day - Yaken-bu-day
- Ohh! - Come on! Ohh!
How bill remembers combats
I know. I've seen this! I know this.
Forget it. Forget it!
Upbeat]
- A sitcom? - Yeah.
And now we'll place the blue crystal.
at this point the audience expects me to completely shock them all the time.
Um, no. I'm sorta busy right now.
And then this morning I got up and I noticed that I have, um,
It makes Tony real, gives him three dimensions.
Let me tell you something, Kaufman.
- Thanks for coming out. - Oh, thank you, George.
For Christ's sake, you're not gonna hurt anybody's feelings.
I-I wanna generate my-my own material.
Thank you very much!
This is our house.
Our story begins...
Don't believe everything you hear, George.
they're just not becoming of an individual of spiritual enlightenment.
and don't even want to try.
Bam!
And now I'm back
Lynne. We got Lynne as a volunteer.
No. I'd rather work here than at ABC.
Okay?
Yeah! Whoa!
- That's all that matters. - I'm running a business here.
I've got the brains!
I'm looking for answers from the great
due to Mr. Clifton's vocal constraints, out of respect for him,
Well, let me tell you something, Mr. Lawler-- I am gonna make you scream for mercy!
please remember--
- You have to take him away from all of this. - My job.
- Do Latka! - Yeah, Latka!
How dare you make light of this?
- And the cat goes-- - Meow! Meow!
I love you
Mach schnell, mach schnell!
I'm sorry. Hey. Hey.
George...
That is not an audience. That is plaster.
Thank you. I do all my own stunts.
I would like to take everybody in this entire audience out...
I am going to grace you with a reading...
He's gonna apologize to Jerry Lawler and repent for all his bad guy shenanigans.
you will never, never see another one like it again.
- Ichen-di-bich - Ichen-di-bich
I'm pushin' an elephant up the stairs
The sky is the limit, man.
You should feel rested, relaxed and alert.
I'm worried about Andy.