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Hi.
I don't do drugs, and I don't enjoy making light of them.
I just-- I think of the world as, as an illusion,
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Hey.
They put a man on the moon
And it was a shining moment for behavioral science.
- And that's my mom. - Janice?
I don't want to seem insulting, but your act is like amateur hour.
- I can't believe that the King is gonna go through with this.
Faster! Faster!
'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight
The next time you make an appearance, women are gonna picket.
please welcome, from Taxi, the Improv's own Mr. Andy Kaufman!
Yeah Ho
Jerry Lawler!
To keep Andy, call 1-900-555-7618.
And that's the way it goes
That means we're a success.
No, you die, and then, uh, you come back to life.
but I don't think you two guys should ever work together again.
- I'm here with Ed over at Taxi. - Hi, Ed.
- I'll patch you through. - I'll wait.
All of the most important things in my life...
You don't know the real me.
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is I have the utmost respect for your artistry.
Mr. Bear is saying that Mrs. Cat made his head fall off.
four guest appearances for Tony Clifton.
I play big showrooms in Vegas.
Thank you very much.
It's what I need. It's what I need to do the show.
I'm looking for answers from the great beyond
whats up my man
I never agreed to this! I will not do this!
Ca-wa-wa-wa-wa-wantare whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
No. No!
I'm the king of Memphis, Tennessee
Our house is not a television station.
In the air
Gorsky.
I tell you what.
Foxy Jackson's gonna take Kaufman to the woodshed, folks.
Now those big white cells are attacking the cancer cells.
Mr. Trouble never hangs around
Oh, why does Andy do that? Why? Why?
Whoa! The little lady is upset!
- Excuse me! - You're never gonna work at ABC again!
back in Great Neck, Long Island.
He's up in San Francisco doin' a concert.
Whew.
Thanks, Andy. I love you too.
...lare, whoa
Monopoly, Twenty-one Checkers and Chess
Oh, yeah. I forgot.
This is toilet paper!
- Wow, they're-- Which one? - Either one.
Yes.
And, um, I used to do impressions of him,
French fries and a porterhouse steak.
- Okay, Andy. Ten seconds, huh? - Ten seconds, okay.
As long as I know how to love
Like, "Why did the Siamese twins go to England?"
- I don't know if that's a neck brace or a flea collar. - That's not true.
With that sad look upon your face
Just a little friendly conversation, George.
Faster!
I do not appreciate, uh, racial slurs!
But you, you are a m-ing -hole!
Mm-hmm, and his name is Colin.
I thought it was cooking. There was a man over here that was really upset.
I was the one who just said I didn't believe him.
It's a practical joke.
We're gonna have a great show tonight.
- Not on the lot, sir. - How 'bout a bathroom? I may have shit my pants.
I don't understand this act.
I was promised creative control.
ever, the real me.
To rule me
very lucrative opportunity...
To me, this was a shining moment for wrestling.
Whoa! Somebody's wearin' a lot of perfume around here!
- You know, you're not over and out. - I am over and out.
- Hi, Andy. - Hey.
This is-- This is classy.
With each night so full of dreams
Now there goes the King.
When I go like this, it means I-I expect total silence!
Right here!
Yeah.
Hey, Kaufman,
Well, let me tell you something, baby.
Kaufman's due a trip to the old woodshed here.
Come out wrestling when you hear the bell.
A-And sitcoms are the lowest form of entertainment.
- First warning! - For what?
I wish it was better, you know,
ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Entertainment,
The president of the United States.
in all my life.
They detest you.
Don't you touch me! You're a nut!
- I really appreciate it. - Don't patronize me.
You are out! You are down!
October -- take October. Please take her.
Uh, okay, positive, positive. Okay--
Don't you worry about that, George.
Yeah!
I got 20 bucks says you work for me now!
I got spurs that jingle-j angle-j ingle
Now, I can't afford to blow this whole episode, so...
I know I'm not supposed to say those things on television.
Now.
They're-- They're all professionals. All right?