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Ahem. I'm actually British.
Whew. Maybe that one isn't for you.
and it's wonderful, wonderful...
This is bad.
the--
- I can't sell booze-- - It's not about comedy. It's not about art.
Attacking.
Everybody has secretly brought along a joint.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir!
Goddamn! I paid ten bucks for that cigar!
on your special, you can fuck with their heads.
No one's ever done it. I'm not like everyone else.
Oh, the King just threw Kaufman down like a rag doll!
Yeah, gee,
What am I, Harry Houdini, huh?
In this friendly friendly world
Thankful for this friendly, friendly
It 's a dollar...
Jesus Christ, Carol, he's got lung cancer.
There 's nothing up his sleeve
Not to mention that my wife left me,
What a beautiful sight
musical guest Andy Kaufman!
Be quiet when a man is talking!
Look, I-listen. Listen to me.
stepping inside a squared circle.
- Oh, I don't think-- - Okay, hit it!
You'd be back to bother me
- He's waited for this his whole life. - There'll be other shots.
Just slowly come back to the mantra.
- You guys ever go to Vegas, - Yeah, yeah.
I'm always
Welcome back to Saturday Night Live.
So we're leaving the decision up to you.
Yeah, I know all the tricks. How are you doin'?
I can quit anytime I want, baby!
Put it right there.
Oh, yes we drive a taxi
I hope you have a small family.
It 's a good deal.
- Live from the Los Angeles Basin, - Janice, it 's on!
I'm Jerry Lawler, the king of Memphis wrestling!
Right. Everything's a joke to this guy. Just like that thing.
If you believe
1997 universal studios
that lucky little lady...
- A-ki-chay-wah - A-ki-chay-wah
That's right.
And, uh, Taxi must guarantee...
These guys are brilliant. I wanna be a bad guy wrestler in the worst way.
- Yes, I understand. - Very good. Could we please shake hands.
Yeah, we all agree, uh, completely about the wrestling.
...lare
for this friendly, friendly world.
with a--
There are buses outside! Everybody follow me!
Andy.
Get him off of her. Come on!
Jump in bed Cover up your head
How is this gonna make you the biggest star in the world?
We're gonna-- We're gonna start by singing some songs.
Hey! Stop it! Stop it!
But then I spent so many nights
If I'd have known for just one second
But why doesn't the other one just learn how to drive?
- That was a great show. - Yeah, good show for you. Um, George.
Without the business, there's no show.
Yes, sir, when there is a wrong to right
I wanna be the biggest star in the world.
Oh, blue, blue blue suede shoes
There 's nothing up his sleeve
Andy Kaufman and the wrestling match
Yeah.
I've got some freaky rare kind.
But I have my own sports show.
- Kick his butt! - Mr. Hollywood.
- "Take my wife, please"? - At least it's a joke. Try some jokes.
Over my shoulder a piano falls
That's smart.
24
God!
'Cause I've always gotta be one step ahead of them.
Go back to the kitchen where you belong before you get hurt.
You're not welcome anymore
Big freaking deal! Tell me something I don't know, toadstool!
But do jokes about the traffic, do impressions,
Wait up.
Read the cue cards.
Dick!
I'm gonna tell you something, Kaufman-- we've had enough of your crap!
Vo...
There is nothing up my sleeve
Man, look, it's credibility.
I-It took me an hour and a half to get here.
Faster! Faster! Faster!
Nobody cares where you're from!
Attacking.
Okay.
I can't believe that I believed
That's my little sister Carol.
You see? You see this?
Shut up!
Now, let's go do wn andmeet some ofthe audience.
Abi-dabi-dabu-eh
Only positive energy allowed beyond this point.
Or never belong
now Mama Rivoli's is proud to present...
In that case, it has been an honor. "Good-bee"!