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I brought my bar of soap.
Hey, how are you?
I'll be sure to let him know.
SOCKS? You gotta be high up in the corporate structure to make that shit work for you
This thing is a pyramid, since time immemorial.
Frankly I’m depressed and ashamed
- He was bringing home a crib for me? - Yeah.
Unlock me, give me the weapons.
Where are they gonna go next?
Fucking. 38.
When the fuck have I ever not been there 100 percent?
Yeah, he gets that stuff all the time. His cousin's a liquidator.
- What's your name? - Matt.
No, you can't tell from here.
Speeding, reckless driving, endangering another vehicle...
- Ade sends her love. - Right, say hello.
What's the charge, Officer?
My uncle definitely snapped it into focus.
Exactly… What he said.
You ever miss him?
People told him:
Ten points.
who was there, all that shit.
This is the New York Times that your friend here has delivered to him at school...
I got two kids in private schools.
- I find them piled in his room. - Make a go of it at that new school.
And that was bad enough.
That's the lamest plan I ever heard.
Stonks?
I can't declare X amount of my income.
What did I tell her?
On the other hand, she's right.
Let's go!
- especially Scotch. - Jesus Christ.
- He's gonna be all right. - Tell him he's in our prayers, etc.
I don't know anybody named Ruffalo.
I'm talking Turbo Carrera.
- There's a bathroom downstairs. - It's me, Janice.
- Not that I'd ever tell her that. - Why not?
Matt, no offense, but your dad's Boxster is a Porsche with panties.
At the Passaic Avenue and New Dutch Lane intersection...
They mentioned in passing that you were doing the county book in Youngstown.
You know, because it's...
while one of the dead men, Dennis Lynch of Freehold, New Jersey...
- Jesus. - Yeah.