HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Even with all this terrorism shit, the government has resources up the ass.
- That is frightening. - You'll be taken care of.
hat in my hand...
These problems. The Middle East, the end of the world.
Not now.
Yeah, she's here.
So, when your old man got paroled, he tracked down Jilly.
Here's some interesting stuff from your own background.
Don't know if you know Lenny.
Look at that.
But I caught diverticulitis. It's the weight loss she's talking about.
You just revealed your own ignorance
It's two different things completely.
Good news about the Esplanade.
That's a lot of cracked corn.
There she is.
Steak san, Newport fries?
STOCKS? you gotta be high up in the corporate structure to make that shit work for you.
I thought maybe I could have a sundae and zone out in front of the frigging TV.
Go ahead, you can do that.
- There's always some excuse. - There's no cash in this house.
I saw Angie Bonpensiero today.
for this one fucking trial.
that'd make you gargle Drano if you had them.
- Think that shit grows on trees? - Ice? No, I don't.
She's 69.
Rough divorce?
Super Bowl last year, we didn't lay enough off.
Keep your dick up.
me and you...
Okay.
Stocks?
Not much else to say about me.
we drive out to visit Dean Martin's birthplace in Steubenville.
Come on.
Matthew at Costco When the membership card isn't under his name
Explaining Chablo’s meme career
I'll miss Grandma and Grandpa at dinner.
I'm glad you're glad
- Who's Reese? - Kenneth Reese!
Fine.
- Christopher! - Yeah!
But then she starts ragging on me about the future.
Time was, my instincts would've never failed me like that.
An entire Northwest forest must've given its life in Xerox paper...
Since time immemorial
You get on that bike, I will cut your legs off before the bike does.
John said he went to a cookout at your house.