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(laughs)
Six! Six! Yes?
Arnie, wait a minute Careful, Arnie.
Gaga? I'll Take The Whole Bunch!
- Fozzie. - ...and then a fisherman came along.
Don't I get one kissy-kissy?
(Kermit) Wow.
I You don't have to buy a frame
memesssssss im gay
I You're burning with hope
I---
That's strange. he just ran away. Well. movin' right along. Fozzie.
- But. Kermit. the band here wants to know. - Well. let 'em read the screenplay.
You'll find you really wanna let me and my friends go to follow our dreams.
(Wedding bells)
I Movin' right along
- Do you wanna come with us? - Hollywood?
Kill tarantulas
- Hm? - A what?
I Be a better drummer. be an up and comer
Hii-yah!
You Talk OPPS
Myth! Myth! Yeth?
Thank you. everyone. Thank you.
I Like invisible strings
I She made a monkey out of old King Kong
Hey. I thought we were gonna go get some ice cream.
- What did you think? - It was sick and weird.
Zoot. Sax is your ax
Insta-Grow pills.
- Get the feet into place. - (Whimpers)
- I still have to audition. you know. - Hey. there ain't nothin' to it. but to do it.
That’s good. These NASCAR characters are nice and tight.
That Ugly Beat Is called 911 Stupid Boy Can Do, Right Boys?
- (Fozzie) Sorry. - Hey. that's my Caddy!
Hey. look at him.
No power?
What The Fuck?
You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star.
I Someday we-'II find it
(buzzer)
I Aurora borealis. shinin' down on Dallas
Starting with the little people. from the hairdressers to special effects.
Vaguely Familiar"
When you think you have to choose... Genius!
(Kermit) We-'re OK now. The wind's shifted.
Thank you.
(roars)
Bzingea Sheld comlpeper
I Never before
Um...
Huh.
(Kermit) I Why are there so many songs about rainbows
- Take off. Fozzie. - Yes. sir.
A broken heart. right?
(laughs evilly)
VVVVVVVVVVVWATCH!*
it was all his fault now hes gone
See. I'm an agent. I... I winged in from Hollywood.
Myth! Myth! Yeth?
Oh. great. Wonderful. Yeah.
Well...
(Gonzo) Wow! Wicked!
(Kermit) Hey. watch where you're going now. Fozzie.
Whatever, Derrick.. .....
Now. just a minute. Mr. Frog. Everything's negotiable.
(normal voice) Um...
- We did what? - Just forget it.
Well. friends...
Would you consider a bear in a frog suit?
I'm a professional. I've had three performances.
drinkers
Hii-yah!
- How should I stop? - (Kermit) A little bit farther.
Hey. Kermit. Can I take Animal for a walk? He needs some exercise.
Oh. big legs.
He's a little like a turkey.
Coming home.
the name kathy comes from kicking the cat over! it certainly does! i'll give plenty of cats to kathy hillary to kick!
to light up Cincinnati.
- Play something snappy. - You got it.
You've got talent. kid. Singin'. tellin' jokes.
Oh. good.
Don't you dare! I wouldn't think of it.
Kermit?
- OK. back it up. - Yes. sir.
One second.
(both) I Movin' right along
- I Use it if you need it - I Don't forget to feed it
Yeah, well, they're holding auditions for frogs next week.
I am the owner.
- Two. three. kick. - Kick. Yeah. sorry.
Oh.
When your friend tells a joke that's not funny
Hold it. Dr. Teeth. What's up ahead?
(clucking)
That's the second time!
- (Fozzie) How long is it to Hollywood? - (Kermit) We gotta be there by tomorrow.
With that tongue? No way.
(I Can You Picture That?)
It turns the brains into guacamole.
Darn. I missed. You know. that's the first thing to go on a frog.
(Gonzo) Uh-huh. yeah.
No. they believed in the dream.
(whimpers)