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I And fill the heavens above
Right here at the sigh of the bright green legs.
Kill sharks
Who's driving?
What is that?
When the pedophiles are ready. They are a bad dances to freak clothes! And they have to eat frog legs to disaster. WHAT!?! WHAT THE FLICK!!! THEY’RE EAT KERMIT LEGS TO THE PEDOPHILES!? WHAT THE FLICK!!! (:O
You could be earning this much every year.
J' I know they're wrong wait and see
Look at that.
Kermit and Fozzie come walkin' down the aisle
Well. I wanna go to Bombay. India and become a movie star.
Exterior. Desert. Night. We knew right where you were.
Whaat Sure
Hi. everybody. and welcome to the first screening of The Muppet Movie.
ha ha ha haaaaa!
Oh. that's rough. I'm sorry about your tongue.
- Don't get 'em mixed up. - Gotcha.
VVVVVVVVVVVWATCH!@
- Well. we-'II let you get on with it. then. - My pleasure.
Gonzo.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
I told you. Lew. Not in the movie or at the screening.
- No. no. Myth. myth. - Yeth?
- And may we have straws, please? - Yes.
(man) We sure grow 'em purdy around here. don't we?
Good. good. good. good. good.
(Snores)
(Gonzo) Hey. don't worry. Someone-'s bound to come along.
There's an ad in here that you should be very interested in.
OK. Frog. Where are you?
Well... what if I don't?
Good
I Never before
What Happens When You Let A Sweedish Chief Be A Film Director
Note the casual confederate flag at the Bogen county fair
Have you been half asleep? And have you heard voices? I've heard them calling my name.
Hey!
Oh, please, please. Not my frog. Please!
(Kermit) We'll just sit right down and wait
Whhoooooa! Wahahahahaha!
(keyboard music)
- Bear left. - What?
Ugh! Go wash. You'll get warts.
VVVVVVVVVVVWATCH!!
He-'s Dr. Teeth.
♫ Opportunity knocks once. Let's reach out and grab it ♫
Kill lions
Kermie. Ah!
But if that's not the kind of man you are.
Not you. buzzard beak.
We gotta keep his little froggy self away from this Hopper dude.
I'm gaining on 'em, Doc I'm gaining on 'em.
You're not watching Sesame Street on PBS. You're watching The Muppet Movie.
- You do. huh? - You bet.
- Now. Kermie. - Oh. thank you.
I Never before
Yeah. Cosmic. man.
(I I Hope That Something Better Comes Along')
Testing!
(Kermit groans)
Step outside the motel right now.
I Thanks to the lovers
You see. It starts here on page one.
- Switch. I must reach... - Oh. no.
- (Kermit) All right. Hopper. - All right. Frog.
I To sing its worth
(crowd shouts)
- Oh. my uncle left it to me. - Huh? Is he dead?
I Someday
Secret City The Human Threat
- (man) Where'd she go? - (Piggy) Oh. boys.
(Dr. Teeth) Yeah. next stop is Hollywood and Vine.
Miss Tracey.
Shh!
Oh. Elma-Jane.
- (Kermit) Gonzo! What are you doing? - (Piggy) What?
VVVVVVVVVVVWATCH%
(Piggy) All ready. Kermie.
Hello there big bird there my friend the sheep but whoosh says CBS has to fully understand the sheep it's cookie time choose wanna us to play with hello every bodeee scared him Cut cut cut one get to Sesame Street boy Elmo just because she worked hard too bad I love my parents
(Animal roars)
(Kermit) Look out for the billboard.
Hey. don't you ever go to the movies?
(Hopper on radio) You've been listenin' to music to hug frogs by.
Works every time.
What the hey?
Oh. Sorry about that. Two. three. four.
I At home in midair
Well. thanks anyway. but I'm really pretty happy where I am.
My guys will meet you there.
I got lots of friends.
I The lovers. the dreamers and...
Doc. isn't that a frog up there?
Wonder...
I And never again
you'd be feeling pretty miserable anyhow.
I You're close to your dream
I expected that.
Hello.
Hey. Kermit. Hey. Where-'s your pig friend?
Kill him.
Commercial?
J' And crown thy good with brotherhood
Hii-yah!
Goodbye.