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J' To fill each lover's heart
Duck!
Well. how do you like the film?
Kermie. what an unbelievable coincidence.
I mean, if frogs couldn't hop, I'd be gone with the Schwinn.,
Oh. honey. Buy me some. please.
Oh. hi. there. I'm going to audition for Lew Lord.
Kill pandas
I Can you picture that?
If I can inflict a little pain during the afternoon, I sleep good at night.
Come back. you!
I wanna report a... (sneezes)
J' Look what it's done so far
I don't know where you're... All right. now... Don't step on that asphalt!
Mm-hm.
Oh. May I ?
Expandin', Expandin'! Just like spiders expand.
A Studebaker.
I'm on my way to New York City to try to break into public television
Tell us what you're gonna do to our little Kermit.
We live here perfecting useful inventions. Come in. come in.
(Kermit) We've come over 2,000 miles
VVVVVVVVVVVWATCH!#
Millions of people happy.
I'm trying so hard. Please don't do that.
Don't worry. Animal. Your big scene is coming up.
Uh... Mr. Lord.
Not exactly. Sparkling muscatel.
No. the price on the sticker is the price you pay.
(Kermit) I So trust my navigation
You gotta be crazy. chasin' me halfway across the country.
I The pitter-patter of souls. the little feet of tadpoles
Irritated!
What? Not really. Do you?
Well...
Electronic cerebrectomy.
Right. everybody. Production number. OK?
Shall we go now. Kermie?
God shed his grace on thee Bum-bum-bum-buhm!
Oh. it... it was worth it.
You go where we-'re going - Hollywood.
- Drinks on the house. - Go. go. On the house.
Hey. Fozzie. take those wagons out of there.
(Rowlf) I'm allergic to cats myself.
Sound is ready. Give me a level.
- Here-'s to you. Miss Piggy. - Oh.
I'll be back later to pick up what's left of the frog.
(low voice) Yeah. Morty. what have you got?
The dream factory. the magic store.
And Youuuuuuuu
VVVVVVVVVVVWATCH!%
We-'re gonna miss the auditions tomorrow. right?
Oh. Kermie.
- Off the trucks and on the job. - On the job!
I wanna go to Hollywood Hey, wait for me!
I And what do we think we might see?
Have you heard voices?
(laughs)
Hm. Let's see.
Aha. wacka. wacka.
- Scenery over there. right? - Movin' right along. Hey!
Yeah. me too.
Uh... No. I... I don't think so. Miss Piggy.
Oh, my dear friends. Welcome to Mad Man Mooney's hubcap heaven
(clucks)
That's good. Glen. That's good. That's nice and tight.
Now, what we're going to do is bring out a machine that's going to wow you.
Now just use, well... a seat, you two-legend frog.
- Look how he does that. - Yep.
Lily's Driftwood Bay (2014)
- I beg your pardon. I hardly know you. - Ah.
Tell us what you’re gonna do to our little Kermit
We-'II be OK.
(Fozzie) Allergies are nothing to sneeze at.
Well. you may serve us now. please.
Uh...
Six! Myth! Yes?
Motorcycle cop is a sweet nothing?
And one dragonfly ripple for the frog.
Me too.
A shattered dream for every fallen star.
Congratulations. Mr. the Frog.
I never thought that Doc was gonna hurt Kermit.
- Oh! What are you doin'. Doc? - I'm goin' after the tires.
I don't understand any of this.
We missed it.
Call me Floyd I blow bass
- Piggy. it's your agent. - Ooh.
- Hey. who are you guys? - We am. is. are and be
- I don't know how to thank you guys - I don't know why to thank you guys
- Hey. Dr. Teeth. you better pull over. - Hey. easier done than said.
I And never again
Hiiiiii-yah!
The bartender said there were drinks on the house.
Yes. sir.
Hi! Hi!
this is it.
(phone rings)
(Kermit) Man to frog.
- Especially not with all these animals. - Animals? What's wrong with animals?
OK. One honey cone for the bear.
Send someone to fetch me, I’m in… Saskatchewan!
- Wait a minute. Stay with him. Fozzie. - (Fozzie) Yeah.
Kill dragons
OK. standby. Here we go.