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Oh. just look at all this.
Well. I don't care what anybody else says. I'm having a great time.
- No. we can't take that. That's a river. - Oh. I knew that.
Rolling.
I Da-da me
Kermit. does this film have socially redeeming value?
And. well. I've found a whole bunch of friends who have the same dream.
I think he-'s supposed to.
I I hope that some-thin' better comes along
- Grief. it's a running gag. - Uh...
(Gonzo) Hey. Kermit. Are you gonna get an agent like that pig had?
Notice the casual confederate flag at the Bogen county fair
All right, you got your French-fried frog legs on Cotton
Yep
I Movie stars with flashy cars and life with the top down
Fozzie: 'They don't look like Presbyterians to me-.'
- Fozzie. Fozzie. - Yeah?
(roars)
- (Kermit) Step on it, Fozzie! - Yes, sir.
The moon doesn't look like you
- Oh. brother. - (Gonzo) Oh! Oh!
Here I am. Fozzie Bear. to tell you jokes both old and rare.
You gonna do my TV commercials live or stuffed?
Put him in the chair. clamp on the terminals.
I America. America
Oh.
I Getting there is half the fun. come share it with me
Fozzie. you were very. very funny.
I And the last
A Hollywood agent starts the frog travelin' west.
I Vaguely familiar
Fozzie, you can't tell 'em the whole story. You'll bore the audience.
I don’t know how to thank you guys. I don’t know why to thank you guys.
We picked up a weirdo.
All right. You talked me into it. We-'II be a team.
Oh. no. Sorry. I only work as a single.
Oh. well. in a minute. I'll join you.
Now, why not just having an insignificant seat, Airpod?
Oh.
They don't look like Presbyterians to me.
This is the kind of chance you can't afford to pass up.
I That's part of what rainbows do
I You're getting standing ovations
I But I plan to stay
- (Kermit) Move. Now duck. - What?
Look out for the public art!
- What? Arghl - Arnie.
- Hollywood talk. - Wa ha ha ha.
I The dreamers
Hollywood!
- Listen. mister. - That's it.
It's good to see you. Doc. you little rustic devil. you. Where-'s my victim?
(piano music)
You could make millions of people happy.
But before we begin. I'd like to thank everyone who contributed to this film.
What are you doing in town. short. green and handsome?
- I French-fried frog legs barbecued - Oh. Fozzie. Ugh.
J' We've done just what we've set out to do
I I'm going to go back there someday
Hold it. boys. Hold it!
One last chance.
Yeah. but... To buy ice cream. not to Hollywood.
I mean. if frogs couldn't hop. I'd be gone with the Schwinn.
I'm back.
Jack not name. Jack job.
Take a seat, you, stupid Talking frog
Well. climb aboard the bus. We-'II have breakfast at Hollywood and Vine.
I You're ready for the big time
Now. this... this car is one of the greatest...
Terrific! I'll eat with you. Miss Piggy.
Whats left of the frog? You can have everything. excuse the brain.
You're asking him to do something terrible. I can't be a part of it.
If you were a chicken. you'd be impeccable.
Yeah. A little like a turkey. but not much.
- Watch the tree. Rowlf. - Careful. Scooter.
I Someday
(Fozzie) Kermit. Kermit.
- Wow. - (Floyd) Yeah. all right.
- Maybe you'd better pull over. - Yes. sir.
Thank you.
We'd think of a clever plot device
Ribbit. ribbit. ribbit.
'Cause all my life I wanted to own a thousand frog leg restaurants
- Everybody stay in the bus. OK? - Mm-hm.
Argh!
Ah. wacka. wacka. wacka.
Miss Piggy!
- What? What? - What's the matter with you?
- (Gonzo) Easy. easy. - (Fozzie) OK. Here?
♫ Opportunity knocks once. Let's reach out and grab it ♫
Don't you want to smell the bottle cap?
VVVVVVVVVVVWATCH@^
and moi.
- I'm Floyd. I blow bass. - And I'm... I'm...
You got the picture. boy? You see what I mean?
- Did you say alligators? - Read my lips - alligators.
(Kermit) I And we know where we-'re goin'
I The lovers. the dreamers and me
- Fozzie. - Yes.
Fact is there's nothing out there you can't do. Even Santa Claus believes in you.
I can't believe it.
This whole disguise is only so I could warn you
(Kermit) Gonzo. we-'re coming!
This is the place to be.
I... I took the liberty of ordering us some wine.
Woman! Woman! Woman!
(Fozzie) Oh. we-'re in trouble.