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* and doing right to keep themselves... *
How many people find me attractive
* it's hard to say oh! [ Breathes heavily ]
Dr. Pendanski, drive x-Ray back to camp.
[ Sniffs ]
Huh?!
* feelin' mighty fine
The Dbacks offense everytime the pen blows it I'm tired of this grandpa
Stanley iv: you see, my father, stanley yelnats iii, is an inventor,
You're no fan of mine.
oh for Pete's sakes that can't be samantha already
Dr. Pendanski: you know, the ancient mesopotamians --
Come on!
Big, fat blisters. Yeah.
But you didn't say anything either.
Just rub this on his head every night, mrs. Collingwood,
Yeah.
* and i cry just like you
[ Weakly ] stanley...
Book!
Go ahead, 'pit.
How many teams in the NFC East have a winning record?
We're gonna go back to camp.
Me to Joe Biden: I'm tired of Israel bombing Palestinians. Joe Biden:
No. I'm out.
"E"...
He's still in the hospital.
You can grab a shovel,
Do you still want that kiss?
[ Engine chugging ]
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, yeah
By returning to the digging of individual holes.
The ancient egyptians knew the secrets of the onions.
[ Laughter ] get outta here, man.
* he cries to the moon, "if only, if only" *
// Ss
Look -- You're a slow digger.
Put these three bozos right over there,
Barlow: it's so hot, sam...
Pretty smart, caveman. Pretty smart.
You're not digging holes no more?
Do good, bro.
How many points did the Texans score against the Cowboys?
Yeah, teach me a lesson. Yeah, stanley, teach him a lesson.
[ Wind howling ]
"Your letters make me feel like one of the other moms
Come on! What are you doin'?!
Thanks.
"Well, that's it for now, ma.
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Oh, my god. You see?
* you keep your eyes down
Basically, zero almost killed ricky.
Smaller shovel, smaller hole.
Aaaaaaaaaah!
You're coming with us. Let's go.
Sit down.
Cool. Just chill.
What?
How would you know, sam? You're not a day over 25.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Thats too damn bad
* i cry
[ Hisses ]
All right, boss. Everyone's not becoming as very friendly as us. All right, boss. Everyone's not becoming as very friendly as us.
I see in their eyes. They know i know.
Yeah, look. That's where i got.
poop is so delicious you said it bro
How do we know one of her gang didn't already come back and dig up the treasure, man?
All right, boss. Everyone's not as friendly as us.
And get two of each animal.
How do you know that's not mine?
Here comes the water truck.
See what turns up.
Tell her, "theodore said he was sorry."
* he's a mighty good leader
[ Country music plays ]
You can have one sandwich. [ Magnet speaking spanish ]
Oh, for pete's sake. That can't be her already.
Or elya yelnats?
Got something to do with it, huh?
See you tomorrow!
* "the bark on the tree was as soft as the skies" * please don't sing that song, not at my table!
Well, it ain't the girl scouts selling cookies. just shut up you're not helping.
Is that clear?
Everything's cool.
"She was a child, and i was a child
Where i can fill my canteen up with water?
Our own little oasis.
The number of fucks I give today!!
Huh?
Prove yourself.
None of his teammates ever wanted to sit
Refried beans,
Get that straight. Get that straight.
Have you tried to get them out?
Get to work!
Aah!
Yo, my name is x-Ray.
How many W’s does Milz Have?
Yeah.
It's rain!
Right over there.
So think of it this way --
Yeah. You got a pen?
Madame zeroni: you must carry madame zeroni up the mountain
Them: How much do you care? Me:
[ Footsteps departing ]
All right!
I can't help it, man. My hands are like magnets.
This is stanley.
It just might be possible they have taken a drink
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
Like mr. Sir said, we're diggin' to build some character.
* and forever my past steals my life *
And i saw the shoes and i just...
Marry igor.
Uh, well, I never been to a townhall before
[ Gunshot ]
Hello, warden.
It's been a long time since el paso, marion.
I woke up and saw him running out with my trunk.
Yeah.
Yes, i can hear.
[ Sighs ]
Let me see that. Just don't grab it out of their hands.
When I see shirt RoM
What did you do to my stanley?
[ Pig snorting ]
I wish i'd have seen it.
Zero!
[ Gasps ]
The onions have gone to your head.
* "if only, if only," the woodpecker sighs *
He's a mole. I think he eats the dirt.
Yo, my name is not theodore.
As long as they keep their mouths shut,
Mr. Sir: tell her.
It ain't.
Been farting all night. I can't sleep.
Excuse Me
We did. We called several times.
And you will get stronger.
Some luck.
twitchy inklekerrles
Come on. Let's go. Get back to your holes!
Stop. Hey, stop, zero. Hey, stop.
Yelnats! Stop that truck!
[ Chuckles ]
[ Chuckles ]
Laney park?
A long time.
I HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OF THAT OF THAT
[ Laughter ]
You boys get one life, and so far,
* everybody let's sing, sing, sing *
He -- He can't read.
* get a hump in my back, sometimes *
Well, just do it.
What?
Just as long as the girls eat lots of onions.
Got some blisters on ya?
[ Exhales ]
We have bologna and cheese, apples, and graham crackers.
I'm tired of Yarnahm
* you keep your eyes down
* i'm gonna rap that jack, sometimes *
Whoo!
The duck may make the money But my team makes the money
Neko Musume: I would've made it out if my pocket didn't start barking~
Just a minute! Where you going?!
Sam...
I will. I will check it.
Come on, boss.
One down, 10 million to go.
"D" stands for "diligence." That's the mess hall.
I suggest you go back to your hole now.
Or i'll put a hurt on you.
What?
Don't think about it right now.
The guy hit four triples in one game.
I'm giving you life.
What i told you about leaving that thing right there, man?
How many sacks does Jones have this Season?
My name is mr. Sir.
Zero, you take over x-Ray's hole.
I heard the sirens coming after me.
* it's so hard to see good. I could use a hot-Fudge sundae.
[ Footsteps ]
How many touchdowns Mahomes threw in Super bowl LV?