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We're here to fuck shit up.
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Them big doe eyes.
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Fuck you. Fuck you.
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What planet you on tonight ?
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see
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you are to be stoned to death.
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Okay, I need the Lincoln hat and the stupid beard back.
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The game is blackjack, gentlemen.
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Hey, who's this chick over here? Is that your girlfriend?
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Stones? You little punk.
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Meanwhile, I struggled for exactly the right BB gun hint.
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Meanwhile, I struggled for exactly the right BB gun hint.
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We're...
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- "Negatory," good buddy. - You're embarrassing me.
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are there too many TV shows? Yeah.
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Oh, jeez.
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You hear me? Because if you do, I'll throttle you. Understand?
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wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
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Come to papa.
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You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta
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Dinosaurs, uh, uh, had their shot,
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The Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay.
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Up, up, up, and away!
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Don't, don't, don't, don't
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You're like my yo-yo
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You're dating your computer?
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Up, up, up, and away!
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Up, up, up, and away!
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What did you just say?
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Cabbage patch?
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Green Bay Packers... GREEN BAY PACKERS: No, no, no!
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Run fast for your mother and fast for your father
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I think it's great. I like it better.
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I think it's great. I like it better.
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- The door. - What door?
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They just drift through life like lumps of crap.
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to leave.
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...has taken the wheel.
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Do you know what the fatal flaw is for most heists?
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I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.
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8.
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8.
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I'm sexy and I know it
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I'm not gonna feel responsible for this. I did everything I could.
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Okay, fine. But I didn't dump my purse out on the couch
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and invite people into my problems, did I?
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and invite people into my problems, did I?
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Hey, just wanted to share a little piece of personaI information with you.
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Are you?
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What has he got a tea cozy on his head for?
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I could do this all day.
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Beep, boop, boop, boop! Come on, cyborg.
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I've never felt this way about anyone.
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We've been waiting here.
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Fresh fish on the line, nigga.
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What qualifications do you two feel you have to work here at the zoo?
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Knowing me, knowing you
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when I would be picked on quite often. I'm sure every kid's gone through it.
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I heard they call you ''Sweet-Dick Willie.''
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It was a raccoon.
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I just hope it...
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"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."
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Jay!
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Ron...
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Obama!
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Hey, check that out.
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I'm not a screamer.
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Peter matured sexually at a very early age.
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I've seen a lot of strange stuff...
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I've seen a lot of strange stuff...
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And cut. Stunt cock.
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Check, Obama.
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Just lose it
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The other night, I'm slaving away,
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Did you get the Volvo?
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Here come the people, Marty. I love the people.
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Here come the people, Marty. I love the people.
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I don't know, Ron.
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Hi, my name is, huh?
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How do you like your women?
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Shut the fuck up!
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What's my name, motherfucker? What's my name?
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The name is...
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I'm looking for my Dad.
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Touch it!
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Jay...
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Yeah. Door to door.
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I'd say this is an excellent mission, sir,
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Pull my finger.
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And sing to me.
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It was a vision fair and fortunate.
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...the monkey?
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Word.
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♪ We're offered Moet ♪ ♪ We don't mind Chivas ♪
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♪ We're offered Moet ♪ ♪ We don't mind Chivas ♪
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Barry, we didn't come here for a BJ...
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He adored Hawaiian Punch.
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I was nude.
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I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it
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I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it
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Let me simplify it for you
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That's the story of my life
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