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[ Choking ]
Give me the letter. Believe me...
No, it won't take long.
My truck. You okay?
* a-R-M-P-I to the "t"
Think of something.
You'd be in real trouble if your boat leaked.
I like peaches.
We're gonna need a damn good lawyer.
Okay.
I had no knowledge of that.
[ Laughing ] what is this?
EMPLOYEE: I WANNA GO HOME TO AVOID CORONA...
[ Whistle blows ]
Dr. Pendanski: i'm not gonna see what's not there.
[ Grunting ]
Which bed is yours?
I think i'm kind of purty, don't you?
Good afternoon.
Next thing i know, everyone's bugging out -- "The shoes are gone!
Ma, relax. I don't believe in the curse, anyways.
You know, those stars look like a shovel to me.
[ Whistles ]
Yep.
There you go.
And that's the warden's cabin over there.
That was awesome.
Come on, come on, come on! Come on!
What's with the sunflower seeds, man?
Honey...
Hey, caveman, what'd you say?
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
[ Sniffles ]
I'm not done with you -- That's right.
[ Groaning ]
Did you steal those shoes? Officer, i didn't do anything.
I'm being governed by cow turds
I'm not leaving here without him.
[ Eels' "eyes down" plays ]
You have no rights, okay? That's it! We have a right to protect our kids!
Hey, mr. Sir.
Do i get a day off?
Wwaahhh!
We're digging around, all around.
But i don't miss much... as you well know.
Well, miss katherine,
* keep'n it real
* get a hump in my back, sometime *
* because i'm feelin' mighty fine *
I would've made it out if my pocket didn't start barking.
Well, It ain't the girl scouts selling cookies
Your second set becomes your work clothes.
Come in. Come in.
Okay? Rain or shine, we're gonna have school.
Don't even think about it, twitch.
He's a smart kid.
We are the yelnats. Okay.
[ Gunshot ] now, i said, "that's enough!"
Looking for Nick
That is the worst thing that can happen to you.
"Stanley...
Man, it's criminal the way they keep them locked up in cages.
Okay, children, come back first thing in the morning.
[ Thunder rumbles ]
* takin' my chances
The lizards or the kids?
Can you teach me?
Excuse me?
One... aw, linda...
Try this.
* check out the tag the name is "caveman," unh *
Buy me two.
[ Sniffles ] no.
This is america. We speak english here.
Stanley iv: "dear mom... * feelin' mighty fine this time *
This is my special nail polish.
Anybody want some sunflower seeds?
Two... two...two...
Just relax.
[ Clunk ] * this time
They'll start leaping all over the place.
And will, be used against you in a court of law.
And you let me dig your hole?
Hasn't rained here since the day they killed sam.
[ Indistinct yelling ]
Yea, Bitcoin!
You get in there.
See, you didn't dig today.
We got him.
* don't give up never give up *
There was a town, too.
Slide this down. Okay. All right.
Armpit! Squid!
* i'm gonna rap that jack, sometimes *
What happened to her?
Ain't that what i'm supposed to do?
[ Laughing ]
Give him some towels, tokens. Set him up.
Get me the file of hector zeroni.
Ain't nothin', anyway.
"I'm having a wonderful time at camp. * yes, i am
What's that spell?
Where's a person go to the bathroom around here? * yes, indeed
Smiling faces! Smiling faces!
How did this get here?
Yelnats."
You know, give it to mom in the morning?
Just like all of us.
Well, i don't know no fool named armpit.
[ Sighs ] the windows won't open.
Not today you ain't.
Maybe we'll get lucky.
Two pigs for one daughter!
That your onions are a cure for a leaky roof?
[ Laughs ]
* but i heal
This is it!
Won't take long.
Nice to meet you.
[ Indistinct conversations in distance ]
Walking down the street,
[ Whimpers ] what about zero?
* the dirt in these shovels will give us a beat *
Woodpecker sighs.
That half of whatever is in this box
I tried to drive the whole thing over here. I drove it into a hole.
While mr. Sir was filling our canteens...
I and my annabel lee."
second week is the harded
Come on!
Well, i'm gonna go show it to mom.
* you'll make mistakes and it's my back that breaks *
ZERO!
I mean, a lot of people donated, um,
Man, 'pit, what you gotta be so mean for?
[ Grunts ]
poo little bummy you had a mega fat poo in your mouth
By then, there will be nothing left to find.
I was.
Stanley doesn't smell anything!
There's only one knob 'cause there's only one temperature -- Cold.
Rise and shine on you, man.
* i got no respect 'cause i'm the new man *
who's filling in for hercule poirot? nicholas hardcastle.
Start digging.
Aw Geez!, The lizard looking at us like DAMN!
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh
yo what you doing? eating a fat mega poop that is taller than 1000 earths
Four days.
No one ever says no to trout walker.
You will die a slow and painful death...
There was a magical place where it never rained.
I'm not stupid. I know everyone thinks i am.
Exactly where i found kate barlow's lipstick tube.
All right. Come on now.
Nothing makes sense anymore around here.
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
Next!
Ahh!
[ Chuckles ] she's crazy.
[ Grunts ]
Hey
What's in the bag?
How many points did OU score against Texas? Zero!
A truck with a tank full of gas?
Something the matter with my face?
[ Sniffles ]
I said,"get me a wrench." Did i say, "get me a wrench"?
Ooh!
Don't you know, man?
The names society will recognize them by.
"O"...
[ Sighs ]
Good morning, sheriff.
You are so strong.
Come on, dude.
Caveman?
Just let me see what's inside it, please.
That your character-Building be best served
That's where my son is.
Hey, what did i just tell you? Don't be a wise guy.
I used to wait at laney park.
[ Indistinct yelling in distance ]
What are you talking about?
Little Old Lady Who Lives in a Shoe Goes to Antigua
Health potions, lizard oils, onion tonics, cure-Alls.
Tsk.
* where you're coming from