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* and dig those holes * dig it, oh-Oh-Oh
Comish!
I think maybe the warden would like to see what you found.
[ Sighs ]
We found it!
When myra, his beautiful daughter, walked by.
You done it now! You done it now!
Well, it ain't the girl scouts selling cookies.
* gotta pick up all my peoples who be working on the future *
You smell like onions!
* we all keep believing
* when my honey comes back, sometimes *
Made me dig, too --
[ Slurps and gasps ]
Eat the cookie.
That's the number-One rule at camp green lake --
[ Clears throat ]
Ryan:
I don't understand what type of person steals from homeless children.
And half the town.
And sing while i drink so i can get strong, too.
And caveman here can fill the canteens.
And sing while i drink so i can get strong, too.
How did that get there?
[ Rock music plays ]
You get the rest of the day off. * h-E-E-E-Ey
Stealing a pair of shoes.
Oh!
Caveman! Hey, zero!
Come here for a second. I think i found something.
I'm glad you stole those shoes and threw them on my head.
The amount of games Myles Garrett has left this year.
[ Grunts ] how's it going?
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh
You heard the man, spence.
Before we do anything, i think that it's only fair
Aww!
Come on. Ha!
[ Cheering ]
Just cost you a week of shower privileges.
All that sploosh is getting to me.
He broke into my cabin about an hour ago.
Hello, sam.
I'm tired of Yarnahm, Grandpa!
We're gonna do to 'em if they do talk?
[ Laughter ] * feelin' mighty fine
I’m tired of this Grandpa
oh for Pete's sakes that can't be samantha already.
If you hang him, then you better hang me, too,
Exactly.
You could check that.
Sit down, marion. You're under arrest again.
* don't give up never give up *
[ Hisses ]
[ All oinking ]
[ Pants, groans ]
Them little diddles
Sam!
So, you're caveman now -- Big shot.
Hey, look who showed up.
What'll we do?
You just left out that little detail, right?
I’m tired of this grandpa
What is it? Man, see, look.
That is pretty good.
We would have found it by now.
I always get drunk before answering t3 questions all night
Look, man, you ever find anything,
And then six letters on the fifth day.
And, uh, stole his sunflower seeds.
[ Footsteps departing ]
[ Chuckles ]
We have the right to remain silent.
Oh, (using censored bad word). Oh, (using censored bad word).
* all we got come on!
Stupid. Good thinking, zigzag.
Is there some prissy caseworker who might ask questions?
If there's bugs, that must mean there's...
oh for Pete's sakes that can't be samantha already. who else do you think it is your girl Greta.
[ Lips smacking ]
Don't push me! I'm a lady!
Yeah!
My grandpa, stanley yelnats ii,
* through another day what do you think's up there?
They was in this thing together.
[ Spits ]
You're welcome.
Let's go.
[ Laughter ]
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
We got something nice.
I'm gettin' it, you sideburned neanderthal!
* oh, sinners, let's go down
Look at this guy.
You're here now, caveman, all right?
We're gonna go get the shovel,
Because i kissed him back.
Aww.Aww. Aww.Aww.
I mean, you might as well teach this shovel to read.
Right?
He's a weird dude. Moles don't eat dirt.
Okay?
Pass it up! Come on!
Let me see it. K.B.?
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh * oh
I got exactly what you need.
Maybe my mom will stop drinking and my dad will come home.
Yes, mr. Sir.
How its potent juices can cure stomachaches and toothaches,
* get a hump in my back, sometimes *
You don't want to shoot any of those lizards.
I grew up in that home.
However, in view of all the circumstances, i think i'll just take --
What's "mare-Yelo"?
So, i just wanna come back and chill, you know?
Oh, god.
Whoa!
BACK YO AZZ UP OUTTA MY FACE, You Cameraman BIATCH!!!
* no matter how you're sad and blue *
[ Pigs snorting ]
Tell her i said i was sorry. [ Paper rips ]
This isn't a girl scout camp.
What are the odds of Mike getting shot next draft day?
You don't have to answer that.
Linda miller, is that you?
Are you kidding me?
Any guard towers?
Aah! Is it numb or is it stinging?
Nothing, mom.
That's good thinking, caveman.
Okay. Come on.
Get your elixirs, health potions, onion tonics.
Sometimes i think green lake, texas, is heaven on earth.
Myra!
When you come outside to see your Platoon stolen from you.
She left him stranded in the desert.
oh for Pete's sakes that can't be samantha already who eles do you think it is Greta.
Uhh!
He wasn't so unlucky. You told me he made a fortune in the stock market.
You got any water?
[ Groans ]
Dr. Pendanski: welcome to your new home, stanley.
Caveman will assist you.
[ Sighs ]
[ Gasps ]
Man, who is that?
The end.
Even zero here isn't completely worthless.
D-I-G.
Come on, boys! Let's ride!
THATS TOO DAMN BAD!! You keep on playin'
You didn't steal the sunflower seeds.
All their old stuff to the homeless shelter.
Aw, you miss your mommy and daddy?
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh
What's your name, boy? St-- I'm stanley. Stanley yelnats iv.
He's so stupid, he doesn't even know he's stupid.
Do not upset the warden.
I wouldn't waste a bullet on you.
When we get to the top of the mountain,
Ha! [ Laughs ]
I built my own boat, you know.
Yeah, girl! How do you like me now?!
* take a bad boy make him dig five feet *
Now, that is a fine pair of shoes.