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[ Indistinct conversations ]
The hole's in your head.
[ Clears throat ]
How many points did DK Metcalf get in your championship matchup?
Oh!
This is mine, it was on my property,
Im tired of this Joe
Mmm mmm mmm I loved you better when you smoked, buddy boy
Ooh!
Hey, i'm magnet.
Well, well.
Hey, baby!
You can do it.
How points have the Washington Team scored
* we didn't understand the truth *
I don't like no hocus-Pocus. $14 for onions.
Hey, he's coming back! He's coming back!
It's all because of your no-Good, dirty-Rotten,
Let's go! Come on, magnet! Open them peepers!
How many national championships won by Virginia Tech?
Pig-Stealing great-Great-Grandfather,
It's gonna take too long, man. I got to go find another shovel.
Smart? [ Chuckles ]
Fine. I'll just wait.
I'd rather have a fat pig.
Chill out.
Get me a wrench!
poop little bummy you eat a hole
Okay, from now on,
Like me, they were just in the wrong place at the wrong time."
What did i say?! What did i say?!
See, i keep 'em in line -- Punishment and reward.
"D" tent.
Get him!
* let's go down
Working with your own personal slave and all, huh?
Is that what happened, zigzag?
Hey, stanley, come here, boy.
Madame zeroni: if you forget to come back for madame zeroni,
Go.
How many points did DK Metcalf get in your Championship Matchup?
I'm warnin you!!
Everyone in my family names their son stanley
Yeah. Yeah. That's Keith Berenger
They're destroying the school!
[ Gasps ]
[ Whistle blowing ]
It's dried up with the lake!
I love you. I love you.
Don't worry...
Look, we start a fight now,
Come on, zero.
* you think that i don't know
I could send you to jail,
That's exactly right.
Oh, it's possible, is it? [ Chuckles ]
Mr. Sir: undress.
How many wins does Kirk Cousins have as a starting quarterback on Monday Night Football
When you come out the duty hut and see your recruits sprinting down the highway.
Make sure it's a real rock. * i'm gonna be a wheel someday *
* let freedom ring * everybody let's sing, sing, sing *
[ Normal voice ] i mean, you know, it look like those cave pictures, man.
oh for Pete's sakes that can't be samantha already. who eles do you think it is your girl Greta.
They're glad to be rid of you.
"M."
Well, it ain't the girl scouts selling cookies. just shut up you're not helping.
Garbanzo beans,
* hello, my friend, it's been a while *
Boy, you're a bag o' tricks.
What's this?
Go get him.
That it was your donated shoes that were stolen,
* "if only, if only," the woodpecker... *
I said, "that's enough!"
[ Music stops ]
Joe explaining green energy
Since he filled your canteen?
I'm dr. Pendanski, your counselor.
Understand?
Hey, x...
That's it.
As a girls' camp.
How many hours of sleep will I get tonight with a 3week old baby?
Who can afford to send their kids to summer camp."
No, i don't. But it looks like he does.
I won't stop you.
Your children, and your children's children...
You're innocent.
Whoo! Well, uh...
Head's still on the pillow!
[ Groans ]
Whoa.
I'll have the chicken tenders, warden.
* and dig those holes * dig it, oh-Oh-Oh
Igor barkov has offered his fattest pig for her.
Man, what you doin'?! Barf bag!
[ Grunts ]
How many presents are we getting for Christmas?
[ Choking ]
My granddaddy -- It has absolutely nothing to do --
Pig-Stealing great-Great-Grandfather.
It must have been hard.
I’m tired of this Grandpa
* the world we know was built on skills *
[ Imitates slashing sound ]
[ Thunder rumbles ]
Dig here. * oh, sinners, let's go down *
* that's a worn-Out song
You've done a pretty good job of screwing it up.
Caveman did have style
how many games did we win this year?
* let freedom ring * everybody let's sing, sing, sing *
Love, your son, stanley."
Whoa! No, no, no, no! No.
His blood's on your hands, then.
* you got to go dig those holes *
Mr. Sir's coming back.
She couldn't take me everywhere she went.
[ Laughing ] he isn't gonna take it. Come here.
[ Horse whinnies ]
"I feel sorry for the little old lady who lived in the shoe
[ Glass shatters ] [ coughs ]
A heart full of love.
Let me tell you, boy, we're burnin' up back here, man.
Grandpa says our destiny is sealed. [ Siren wailing ]
Me counting these pushup challenge reps
Doesn't nobody run away from here. You know why?
It really is…
How many Skywest flights are currently airborne?
Oh, man!
Come on, caveman.
But that does not make you a bad kid.
What about you, zero?
Nothing.
That's it.
When I see an unburned brush pile...
* oh
[ Laughs ]
Peaches and onions. That's the secret.
Looks like an old shotgun shell or something, man.
[ Boys murmuring ]
If there's anything else...
Goes to my best friend, hector zeroni.
Caveman, would you, uh, kindly bring me that little brass case
Wait!
This isn’t a Girl Scout camp.
Most certainly, carla. Ms. Walker...
That's what made his blood boil, not the hot sun.
[ All cheering ]
Turns out his mom had been looking for him, too.
Nice and comfy. [ Exhales ]
Sploosh. That's what i call it.
Smells like puke from a mule
How many games did we win this year?
* "the bark on the trees was as soft as the skies" *
Green beans,
What kind of a camp you running here?
And carry madame zeroni up the mountain.
I think you overslept.
I know that.
You're building character.
[ Water flowing ]
Yeah, i'm trying to bag on you. All right.
"O."
'Cause it must have smelled really bad."
How many practices has Julian shown up to? Zero
Is that really worth $25,000?
Come on, boys! Hurry! Hurry! It's on!
Excuse me?
Hey!
* "if only, if only," the woodpecker sighs *
Pbbtt. Nothing?
Don't get your hopes up.
* there is no late there is no shade *
Did i ask you when you last filled them?
18 months, camp green lake, son.