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Yeah, he seemed kind of --
[ Whistle blows ]
Kissin' kate barlow.
Keep dreaming
And for the last few years, he's been trying to find a cure...
You know, i'm -- I'm not really a --
Caveman digs his hole just like everyone else.
I’m tired of this grandpa
You want to run away,
[ Snake hissing ]
But the mental stress
Are you trying to be funny?
Whoo!
None of this would have happened.
"How much money do you have?"
Stanley ii: it was all because of your no-Good, dirty-Rotten,
OK State senior class wins vs. OU...
It started in a little village in latvia.
And next time with a court order.
Of elya yelnats
No.
[ Both laughing ]
How many wins does Kirk Cousins have on Monday Night Football?
[ Spits ]
They ran out here -- I don't know what the hell they were thinking!
[ Coughing ]
Doesn't matter how -- How smart you are.
No hurry. * you can cry
How many perfect brackets are left in March madness 2024 ZERO!!!
Did they have red x's on 'em?
You and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.
Okay, guys, hold on. Hold on.
Stanley... what?
[ Footsteps ]
Oh! Oh!
I ain't gonna kill you.
No, i don't.
Some what?
That's a lie!
* and dig those holes * dig it, oh-Oh-Oh
I thought you might still want some onions.
What color was his blood?
I’m tired of this grandpa
This is where you sit.
26 letters.
Oh, that's what we're doing -- We're singing.
Excuse me
Says it's all because of this 150-Year-Old curse.
* we won't stop givin' all we got *
I mean, you don't even have to row it.
How many of these you got left?
What'd she do to you?
[ Boys yelling indistinctly ]
Armpit!
But i feel so cold.
What's up, zero?
Man, when caveman stole that truck...
Aside from that,
Run, zero!
Barf bag!
How many Skywest flights are currently airborne?
[ Laughs ]
Did you know that each one's got exactly 11 spots?
How long have i been sleeping?
[ Laughter ]
All right. Be careful, though. All right.
Right there.
Pig-Stealing great-Great-Grandfather.
Then you're in the right place for it, buddy boy.
You think you're better than all this?
oh for Pete's sakes that can't be samantha already who eles do you think it is Greta
Your parents are waiting. Let's go.
Why can't i still just dig my hole
That's who it is.
How many loses do the 49ers have?
Sir.
Dude, this feels so good!
What? What?
Is this the hole?
But i thought "y" made the "yuh" sound.
Gee, i don't know.
Come on. Come on.
* i'm going over here, sometimes *
Caveman did have style.
What?
Clean this up.
Whoo, i don't smell anything. Smell anything.
* there's always someone who has it worse than you *
"Say hi to dad and grandpa for me.
I don't smell... i don't smell anything!
Yeah. No, it's not a shotgun shell.
Bye, miss katherine.
[ Gunshot ]
Yes, you.
That's what mr. Sir said.
[ Door hinges creak ]
Sploosh That’s what I call it
oh for Pete's sakes that can't be samantha already who do you think it is your girl grata.
Stinkyfeet.
Maybe this time they will.
Mmm.
All righty. Today's the day.
Start digging, trout.
[ Slurps ]
I don't smell anything.
Do you want to know why they call him zero?
You are here on account of one person.
"In this kingdom by the sea.
[ Farts, sniffs ]
Thank you, miss katherine.
He took madame zeroni's advice
And for me, things went wrong a lot.
Sir, you are an insult to the chemistry of smell!
This is a special day.
Teach him a lesson. Hit him back.
...water.
Yeah. [ Exhales ]
oh for Pete's sakes that can't be samantha already who do you think it is your girl grata.
No, no, no. Leave me alone.
But you'd be surprised what you can accomplish
Now, these fine boys have been working hard.
We know you mean well, stanley.
Sure did.
Uh, come on now, girl.
[ Siren wails in distance ]
That's zigzag.
The warden's grandfather owned the lake
[ Laughs ]
A nice one.
It's stanley's. What are you doing? Let go! Now, listen, you've been caught red-Handed.
Uh! Uh!
That's when our troubles began.
[ Sighs ]
If the warden like what you find,
* good lord, show me the way
For foot odor.
You kissed the onion picker.
Excuse me?
Get your hands back. Come on, get your hands off.
Yeah. Same here.
I am surrounded by cow turds.
I'm gonna get you a hot-Fudge sundae, all right?
* she's holding a grievance for a hundred-Odd years *
Hi, mr. Sir.
He said that, uh, if i found something interesting, i get the day off.
Will be cursed for always and eternity.
Well?
* and the change has come
Maybe i'll get the rest of the day off. Rest of the day off?
Come on! Wake up, buddy! * feelin' mighty fine
It's perfectly harmless.
Get your lake water.
But this solves nothing.
She's got 'em in the showers.
Oh, here, take that, louise.
Camp green lake...or jail.
But you don't want to get bit by a yellow-Spotted lizard.
What should i tell them
[ All groaning ]
[ Sighs deeply ]
Come on. Come on. Put it in gear.
Them buzzards will pick you clean
[ Rattling ]
Man, he only talks to caveman, you know?
I got scared.
It says he suffers from, um, acute paranoia.
Marion? Tell ya, i didn't know that was a man's name.
* don't give up never give up *
"M"...
I always get drunk before a hanging.
One for us...
His own team of private investigators.
[ Whistle blows ]
[ Smooches ]
Aah! Aah! Oh, yeah, "aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!"
He's, like, the fastest digger in the camp.
[ Stanley groans ]
I'm
Yeah, she's got 'em in the rec room.
Or i'll kill you!
Move.
* he cries to the moon, "if only, if only" *
[ Sighs ]
Yeah. She didn't do nothing.
Whew. Oh, man. * i'm gonna rap that jack, sometimes *