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I wouldn't tell the queen bee that.
Who's the neanderthal?
Hector, wake up!
* get a hump in my back, sometimes *
Hey, man, i'm sick and tired of you cutting in line.
We're gonna dig this dirt twice.
The amount of motivation I have
He was never here.
Stanley iv: so, hector was able to hire
You're letting the cold out.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
* well, the sun is shinin', but it don't feel good *
Too damn bad
Armpit, put it down! Put it down!
How many points did the Giants score in the first half?
Well, get in there, and pull it out.
I can fix that. Sam, are you gonna try to tell me now
* he cries to the moon, "if only, if only" *
If zero digs your hole for you,
Being bit by a rattler
[ Spits ]
* i don't take showers and i don't brush my teeth *
Three. Oh, my god, honey, you've still got it.
I -- I feel really awkward
Sploosh.
No. No, it's not a shotgun shell.
Welcome to camp green lake.
5-Foot deep, 5-Foot in diameter.
[ Exhales ]
[ Thud ]
Okay. Here.
Ain't the worst thing that can happen to you.
Pa...what do you smell?
* show me the way
Mr. Sir: i just don't get it.
You know what i'm gonna do with this?
[ Laughs ]
Come on, boys.
Thank you.
Thank you, ma'am.
Too bad he didn't know --
"Z"...
* don't believe a word they say about me *
[ Hip-Hop music plays ]
Yes, mr. Sir.
oh for Pete's sakes that can't be samantha already who eles do you think it is Greta
Pendanski wasn't no doctor neither.
How many playoff wins does Carson Wentz have?
Morris menke is a schmuck.
Man, if he's not back by morning, he's dead.
Or do you just think i'm stupid?
Go on!
* to all my homies working on the 9 to 5 *
What?
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
So it will grow.
[ Grunts ]
W-- I might have, uh, uh, drinken some.
You think i did this to my own truck?
[ Breathes heavily ]
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
Today's the day. I can feel it.
tits
What's up, stupid?
We don't want to miss anything. * while you were high high high *
And i would not lose one bit of sleep over it.
Enternity....
Camp green lake was closed
Try to chill out. Try to chill out.
You are to report it to me or pendanski.
I'm depending on you.
Punishment...reward.
"Than to love and be loved by me.
Sometimes.
My name's hector, hector zeroni.
Get your sweet, sweet onions, folks.
Huh.
She kiss him?
He's dead either way... if he stays out there or if he comes back.
Do you think that's funny?
Come on, caveman. Come on.
Tell her I want to eat McDonald's Okay
Come on, hector.
No, jose. What you did was criminal.
I-I'm teaching him how to read.
What does that look like to you?
Give me a kiss.
Just keep that punk away from me!
Yeah, i'll take some of those. Whoo!
Chances Rene can hang out on New Years
What's up, man?
He was in my math class.
I can do anything, but i'm telling you,
Glad to have you back, x-Ray.
Sam.
Mr. Sir: gentlemen, there's only one law around here
When it's dry.
No water, no food, for 16 days.
I told you i was on the brink...
[ Gun cocks ] don't move.
But that's all over now, thanks to sploosh.
Learn how to take a joke.
* what is that you're smelling? Dawg, that's me *
Catch it.
Uh, uh, ziggy was beating up the caveman, right?
I just have this weird feeling...
Yeah, it must belong to him.
We don't want to miss nothing. * if you were wondering why i don't look at you *
Would have buried her treasure this deep.
[ Sniffs ]
No, i'm fine.
Number of Valentines Days I’ve spent in a relationship
* leader, he's a mighty good leader *
See this, caveman?
I would like that
We got the only water for 100 miles --
That moment when you realize You definitely have COVID
Hey, hey.
Oh, yeah, just like you didn't know
It was a 5-Pound sack,
* all the way, lord
Hey, how about i give you my cookie
So, uh... why don't you, uh,
Oh, (using censored bad word). Oh, (using censored bad word).
* the old man's been stealing
I thought i got sent there
What body? Man, zero's buzzard food.
[ Coughs ]
Yeah, but neither did you.
Oh, no. I-I'm fine. I have plenty.
Wake up, hector, huh?
[ Glass breaking ]
I don't know.
I'll give you a tough-Guy -- [ Engine turns over ]
You know, my great-Grandpa almost died out here.
You watch it, man.
Wait a minute...
Thank you, guys.
But she would try so hard to make a better life for us.
Second hole is harder
# of fucks given
What's it worth, honey?
Myra Menke, U Make My Nature Rise!!!!!!
That's an "r." Okay? Okay.
Eight months!
This where you found it?
Come back here with a signed court order, what kind of operation is this?
Oh, yeah?
* sweat in the sun like we're digging a grave *
Stanley iv: somebody help me!
Sploosh. I just spray a little on each foot every morning...
What?
* took a lot of turns
Right this way, ma'am. Thank you.
[ Clattering ]
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
Hide it.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.Yes, sir.
No, thank you, mr. Walker.
You're a dead man!
Mm-Mmm.
But by the time i'm finished with you,
Excuse me
See that mountain right there?
When your liberal classmates ask you how many genders there are after M/F
How many starting Kickers does AA Sho’nuff Shockers have on there team
They wanted 1,000 bucks for just one puppy.
Dr. Pendanski: what about you, jose? What do you like?
Then you get the whole day off.
Excuse me? [ Cheering ]
[ Chuckles ]
Doesn't it?