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I LIKE Peaches
I promise. Good.
Oh, she's got the whole place wired.
[ Hissing ]
[ Laughs ] thank you.
poo little bummy oh ok dude
That's good math.
* nobody can live in despair
Is that clear?
stardew and soupthat's the secret.
Bye-Bye, camp green --
We share the room.
...sandwiches?
And no more reading lessons.
My ma had problems,
[ Inhales sharply ]
Is that so?
All right, boss. Everyone's not as very friendly as us. All right, boss. Everyone's not as very friendly as us.
You think i was gonna shoot him?
Zero! [ Groaning ]
Basically?
* under my skin
Who knows.
[ Insects buzzing ]
[ Laughter ]
Yeah!
See you again! I'll see you!
Fill it.
And she'll be so happy,
Those peaches are the work of an angel.
* there is no place to hide
Whoo!
Lifting a pair of shoes from a payless.
Sure. Look at this.
Go, zero! Go!
[ Laughs ] figures.
It has his name on it!
He was a ward of the state.
Who knows? I could be digging up diamonds and not see 'em.
[ Gags ] you all right?
Me when my turkish boyfriend asks why I'm looking at his phone
I am going to boil it with cross-Trainers! Don't do that!
Now, if you find anything interesting, * down in the valley to pray
How many wins I have in Fortnite chapter 2:
Tie her off, there, boys. All right, now.
The warden will come down hard on all of us.
Just let me eat my lunch.
But no biggie.
We wanted to call,
* you got to go * dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
[ Singsong voice ] look at the little fishies!
They help troubled youth build character.
Can you hear the empty spaces?
[ Snoring continues ]
[ Indistinct yelling in distance ]
twitchy little pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
We'll miss you, man!
[ Hoofbeats ]
* all our dreams are gone
Hector, wake up. Wake up.
You robbed every bank from hell to houston.
[ Katherine crying ]
But even pendanski calls you "zero."
It's on!
That was some lame crap you pulled.
[ Crunching ]
Well, it ain't the girl scouts selling cookies. just sut up your not helping
You get it?
Hey, look -- A cloud.
And that's Baby Blooper, that's armpit.
[ Vomits ]
[ Crashing, clattering ]
I stole that out of your truck.
How many points did the giants score in the first half?
Go ahead.
Right?
You're gonna be thirsty for the next 18 months.
I snuck into his truck
* day by day, moment by moment *
* 'cause you know what's important *
Sit down!
So, uh, you wouldn't mind giving up your bread
Sit down.
The last thing we need is an investigation.
poo little bummy poo little bummy poo little bummy poo little bummy poo little bummy poo little bummy
Use those muscles. * i'm gonna be a real gone cat *
He was shoveling in morris menke's barn,
"Once i pass the swimming test, i'll get to learn how to water ski.
[ Moans softly ]
* without the sweat and toil of mine *
I'm not gonna run away, mr. Sir.
He ran away after he was told he was gonna be released?
Sam!
Thank you.
* let's all pitch in do our thing *
We made it!
They said he found refuge on god's thumb.
Yeah, i apologize, mr. Sir. Yeah, yeah.
He's, like, the fastest guy in the majors, right?
Why should you get a day off when you just got here?
If mr. Sir doesn't shoot it...
* dig it, oh-Oh-Oh, dig it
This way, we'll be done at the same time.
Oh, my god!
Thank you, class. You're dismissed.
Do not touch my shoes!
Working all day out in the hot sun, you know,
Oh, crap.
I respect you, stanley.
* you got to live and give
[ Up-Tempo music plays ]
That's who sealed our destiny.
While caveman sits around and does nothing.
Yeah.
How many stuffs Spuds the FNG Defense will get during the playoffs?
poop is so delicious you said it bro
Hector zeroni. What?
A part of caveman's hole every day.
[ Stifling laughter ]
Uh, just something my mom wrote.
[ Indistinct conversations, rock music plays ]
...always.
He goes to a fortune-Teller, madame zeroni, for advice.
What's god's thumb?
Stanley, meet rex, alan, and theodore.
Line 'em up. I don't have all day. Let's go. Let's go.
[ Brakes squeak, hiss ] * you keep your eyes down
That's what i call an informed decision, dog.
The old lady who lived in the shoe!!!!!
Some w-- Come on. [ Grunts ]
But if they talk... they'll be severely punished.
We don't need a lawyer, stanley. We'll just tell the truth.
Go ahead, start running.
All you think about is myra menke.
"Z"...
Sheriff!
Nothing.
[ Whimpers ]
It's like this -- It's a little --
Oh, crap.
[ Panting ]
Um...
* when your neighbor's down got to pick him up *
To my fans I’m known as sweet feet
You still want to learn to read?
Oh, god.
* oh
I don't want anyone digging anyone else's hole.
I will think of a number between 1 and 10.
So, what'd they get you for?
Then it dried up.
Is threatenin' to evict us because of the odor."
You can grab a shovel and join 'em.
Gimme the Loot! Gimme the loot?, you ain’t no Biggie Smalls and we’re damn sure ain’t in no Brooklyn
I see your friend back there wasn't so smart.
Keep your bed clean.
How many March madness perfect brackets left? ZERO!
I guess you never really plan to steal one or nothing,
"And this maiden, she lived with no other thought
FRESH MEAT FRESH MEAT
This facility is now under our jurisdiction.
And this...is zero.
Yes, mr. Sir. * he's a mighty good leader
Thank god you're okay! What are you doing?
[ Hissing ]
* wouldn't be worth a dime
Every day, you carry the pig up the mountain.
[ Inhales and clears throat sharply ]
She left him stranded in the desert.
Oh, mr. Sir?
* trustin' my heart
Hey, theodore, is there a place
Well, maybe this wouldn't have ever happened if you had even released him to me before yesterday. Well, maybe this wouldn't have ever happened if you had even released him to me before yesterday.
Nature's magic vegetables right here, folks.
* everybody, let's...
So, what you in here for, twitch?
* i've done a lot of things that i'm not so proud of *
Out in the sun all day, the blood starts to boil.
I'm done with my hole now!
[ Indistinct talking ]
Thanks, man. I will. I definitely will.
I'll have the chicken tenders, warden.
What you say to me?!