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We're too into sports in this country. We gotta throttle back.
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Because I've seen every Miss America pageant since I was 6.
- Cotton, huh? - Cotton breathes.
- I'm going. - Come on.
Cotton, huh? Cotton breathes.
I won 50 bucks. This is great. Too bad Elaine's not here.
Hey, down in front!
Imagine playing games...
- I'm working Atlantic City. - Really?
And you can't acquire grace.
what completes every outfit? jerry knows
Now, if i've told you once, I've told you 1,000 times Poi counts!!!
White ones. The ones you wear with sneakers.
I'm thinking of a number from one to 10.
- Would you move your feet? - Yeah.
Hey, Buck. Talk to you for a second?
I am in your hands.
Listen to these comments. Wade Boggs, 'What a fabric.
Kramer, would you consider being my personal consultant for the pageant?
Hello, Karen? Hi, it's Jerry Seinfeld.
...you should be in the worst physical condition a human could be in.
- Oh, you're pooh-poohing? - Yes, I pooh-pooh.
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You either have grace... Or you don't.
The bathing suit is the contest.