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Holy shit.
So, may God bless you for another week
I have good ideas.. Sometimes
(GRUNTING)
I didn't think you'd show, sheepie.
I really love that the most alluring fashion statement
[Stomach rumbles, gurgles]
You know, there are a million ways to die in space...
No. I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something.
(CHUCKLING)
My story is a lot like yours, I suppose.
No, it's... It's fine.
Oh, your breath is, uh...
No. I don't do well with that stuff at all.
(FARTS)
Holy fuck.
You've made something of yourself out here.
(SIGHS)
let's see if he gets here before you find yourself at the end of a rope.
So, Albert and I are gonna split,
Take the other side. There you go.
I wish.
You what?
Oh, man!
Don't even waste my time, okay?
I bought that off a peddler who was coming through town last week.
Thank you, baby. (CHUCKLING)
But now, I'm the president
Wait, wait, no, no.
That's so neat.
.
mom stop being a ginabowpygogno! ok son i'll stop being a booderyboodergogno geehgilliana bowperbohperstaump bowpsbohpsoooomp thomthreompson thumpupthebumtompy bohumpsb bbowohp bohp bowpabohpa baump bauohmps gireallyia!
that basically cuts it in big blocks
A hard land for hard folk.
Okay! I'm gonna close the Bible now.
What am I, Clinch Leatherwood here?
I mean, it sounds like you've bent over backwards for this girl,
and then maybe I can fix it?
Uh, it's really not like a dentist's office here, Edward.
(CHUCKLES)
Science!
Don't be stupid, Albert! Get out of here!
Pieces of shirt.
I don't know. I mean, I heard it somewhere. I don't know if it's true.
He is dead.
Yeah, well, you know, so am I.
This is just a little something to say thank you.
When she sees me, she'll be intimidated as fuck.
A moustache A moustache
(HORSE NEIGHING)
you don't even have to get bitten.
You need a little confidence boost, my friend.
i can't find the key without you when i'm not with you everything just fades when i'm not with you ohhh yeah perfect places we can go when i'm not with you do whoh wop doooo when i'm not with you
Louise!
I'm good.
Whoa!
(BLEATING)
(GASPS)
Hey, guys.
(SNORING)
And the lady at the boutique told me to buy this
Mo found the friendly locals
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
(GRUNTS)
A man's wife will respect him.
I had to give a blowjob. Sorry. Oh, that's okay.
And I want you to have that.
Oh, hey, look! It's the ice!
Yeah, it sounds like the kind of bullshit somebody would make up.
Uh...
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, hey, sweetie.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Try a sample of...
Yeah, I do.
(SIGHING)
Well, at the very least, this will be a good way
(GRUNTS) (CHUCKLES)
Look, I never meant to mislead...
Goodbye, Albert.
So, like, 5:30? Does that work?
We're so sorry, Albert.
(GROANING)
I’m good… I’m just gonna rest my asshole
You wanna make this interesting?
Oh, that's what I do. Really?
Okay, look, look, look. Here's my idea, okay?
and let's you and me just settle this like adults.
DJANGO: I'll take a shot.
ANNA: Mmm-hmm. She's the new GF. Big time.
Hold on, let me think here a minute. You do that.
EDWARD: Wow, I can't believe we're actually gonna have sex. (CHUCKLES)
Okay, you know what, Anna?
he'll be picking up pieces of you all over the street.
You men who long for love
My worst fear is to OD on a recreational drug.
What do you think about us spending the night together?
Just take a little bit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, right. That's annoying and weird.
Mmm?
That's all I cared about.
Louise,
and straight through to Sherman Creek.
We shoot on three.
This is really weird.
Take out your gun.
(ALL SHOUTING)
(URGES HORSE)
RUTH: I do. It's really terrific.
and maybe we even laugh about it one day.
You may not have the name You may not have the cash
Well, my job sucks, too.
Why is it so big?
Your dick's out.
Excuse me, I have to use the powder room.
And I like it.
(CROWD LAUGHING)
I still feel like I don't know
Take Your Hat Off, boy That are 2 million wishlists
I was just looking at these old pictures of me and Louise.
Pick up your gun.
and I just want to be able to give back all the love and affection
Maybe, at some point. I don't know.
Now, you all seem like good folk.
That works for you, right, Albert?
There it is! It's beautiful!
Wait, what is this? Mmm-hmm?
And even if you survive all those things,
Sorry about that.
That week I just bought you is enough time for me to teach you how to shoot.
I mean, yeah, he's kind of a loser
No, no, no. Like, right now.
ALBERT: Isn't that amazing?
I know. Me, too.
(BABY COOING)