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- Oh. But he's such a douche bag. - I know, dear. But he's also my son.
Parachute!
As what? Russia's only black woman?
Wait, wait, wait, Barry. There.
- Undercover? - Wha...? Of course undercover.
Archer, let me climb up you.
You don't look so dangerous now.
- Lana. - Yes?
He's really got a temper.
Rethinking a lot of things.
MALORY: Wait, l... Nikolai?
- Hello, Mrs...? - [IN RUSSIAN ACCENT] Miss.
See? Huh, was that so hard?
L... I don't even know how to respond.
Wow, uh, a lot of fears kind of coinciding here.
Because hate to do it to you, but I'm commandeering your vodka.
[IN SINGSONG VOICE] Awkward.
Does...? Are you implying my mother gave virgin birth, or what are you...?
F you, you cunts.
...putting me there right about the time Nikolai Jakov, head of the KGB...
Um, okay. Uh, until then, do you have some sort of escape plan or...?
Even if he is my son, it is too late.
Oh! Ho-ho-ho! Uhn!
- I am KGB. - Oh. Oh.
I'm sorry, Malory.
- I am sorry, Mr. Archer. - Goddamn it, I'm...
[MAN SHOUTS IN RUSSIAN]
Get your bloated carcass in here.
...comes home for his borscht, only to find an unexpected dinner guest.
[BARRY CRASHES]
...and if he's not there, you go straight to Moscow.
- Hey, stupid. - Barry?
There's 200 pounds of asshole hanging off them.
BARRY: No, no, no.
Uh, hey.
So, Barry, looks like the whole find-out- who-my-father-is thing isn't happening...
BARRY: Oh, for... Jesus. Did you even try?
Okay, we wait some test on you. So now I take coffee break.
Why would he...? Oh, is this about Nikolai Jakov, the head of the KGB?