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Me, too.
Yeah. I thought you might still need a date.
Is it okay?
- God... of course. - But only because you said...
Yeah, do it, man. I'm going to take Alex.
Alex?
Oh, yes they do.
- Okay. What are you doing? - I'm teaching you to defend yourself.
What, embarrass Marissa? Don't you remember when we were kids? No one could keep us apart.
Oh, my God, Coop!
- Are you having an affair? - We're in much deeper water than that.
See, it turns out Ryan's good for some things. Comic books, bench-pressing, engine repair, but sometimes
I hear this is wonderful.
Oh... God.
I could arrange for you both to leave the country.
- He's going to think I'm crazy. - He knows you're a girl. He expects it.
That worked out rather nicely.
You know, you just really should make sure she wears comfortable shoes,
And he's not a looker either.
Sandy Cohen. Caleb's attorney.
Okay, I'm fine with this.
It looks like we're in the fifth grade.
'cause I like you.
I spoke with Renee Wheeler today. I know about the affair.
with an ex-girlfriend who's maybe the most intimidatingly beautiful girl in the history of high school.
- That's why you're here? - And I was hoping we could, you know, do something, hang out.
Yeah, but right now I'm here with you.
Be careful.
It makes no sense, man, Alex kisses me, then she turns right around and she kisses Homer.
Could you guys maybe take this discussion elsewhere?
Have fun.
You have no idea how hard it is...
I would've; it's just I'm kind of running it, so I figured...