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Jack, I have to pee.
Yup.
Help me on with this bra. My tits are hanging on my enormous stomach. Pull up your shirt. I must come on that stomach and belly.
don't run away from this conversation.
Well, it takes time, is all.
I got Twinkies.
So, I guess what...
What? I'm in the middle of reading something.
So, I'll meet you in the bedroom in five minutes.
And you find an abandoned baby,
It's got a real twist for an ending.
I see.
It's okay.
- Baby? - Something's not right.
It’s my husbands birthday today But I’m so pregnant with triplets and my shirt is too small for the triplet pregnant belly so half of my pregnant belly is hanging out of my shirt.
Mom's gone, Dad.
I felt all of them, Jack.
- I'm not done talking yet! - I'm just answering the phone, dear.
so I brought him here.
It's okay.
Oh, God. And I usually do this, like, really...
"You Are A Superhero. But Don't Kid Yourself
Uh, Teddy?
Something's not right.
Your wife is in distress, Jack.
how you took the sourest lemon that life has to offer
Just calling to wish you a happy birthday.
Why don't you come out with me for a few hours?
Because your kids get everything else.
Okay, I'm ready.
I'm gonna go ahead and spare us
then you will still be taking three babies
Before you get arrested.
Couple with the triplets.
I know she's gone.
What is that?
Honestly, you're gonna be...
... told a young man about the baby, yesterday, hon.
I'd appreciate if everyone spoke at full volume.
Yeah, I just...
that maybe one day, you'll be an old man like me,
I'm dead.
Nathan.
You can squirt out the insides.
Stubborn as a damn mule.