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at your fire station.
- Those two. - Congrats.
Sam.
I see that.
a burst appendix'll do that for you.
I got out of my car to go scream at her...
from the grocery store in fourth grade.
There are too many things in this house, and I need you
I'm-I'm starting to get stress vertigo
where your wife won't tell you that you're holding them wrong
Mm. Give me the run-down again.
you guys are going to freak out
No, that's not true.
- Turn it off. - Uh-uh.
sugar, flour, almonds...
Shh.
It wasn't a great moment for me.
Jack, what are you doing?
I was wondering if I could be so bold to...
♪ Out of sight, baby... ♪
Thank you, Teddy.
sexy Marilyn Monroe-style birthday dance for him, and...
Babe, wait, have you been filming me this whole time?
Match your pink pants?
Strip down to your birthday suit.
I want to be alone.
And I will always be excited to hear you laugh.
Okay.
Cake. All right.
I'll take that as a yes.
Mm, mm, mm...
Wow, that's crazy!
but I saw her face.
He's been asking about the baby from the fire station.
Life's strange.
God, that was a day.
- Yeah? Yeah? - Yeah. All right, cowboy.
After I lost Donnie... I...
Yeah, well, that happens.
I want to freeze time with them,
Plus, you know, babies...
That stuff will rot your teeth,
I think so.
- Do you feel that? - Oh, my God.
Come here.
Teddy, here's the deal.
Yeah.
Well, those Jane Fonda tapes
Uh...