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You know, "Where's my career going? Who am I gonna marry?"
OLDER TED: Actually, Marshall had just taken over as coach
(LASER GUNS FIRING)
and I couldn't sleep because, well, it was 8:00.
(EX CLAIMING IN PAIN)
He's not going to be awake.
because it was on the list,
I will spend three hours listening to you talk about architecture.
Yeah? Well, you can't! Because oranges are for winners,
I just... I worked so hard. It feels good to be appreciated for my effort.
All right, I'm off to go do laundry at Mom's house.
because in life, it doesn't matter how much effort you put in,
Sound familiar?
- just bought a cozy ice-fishing shack... - Wait.
No tone, Kenny. Great job, Kenny.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
- Hey. - Hey.
I know the Teen Wolf looks different, kids, but try to make sure he feels included.
Probably gonna cost me some dates, but it's okay.
Lily, what were you doing with this team before I got here?
What are we doing wrong, Coach?
Barney, we are too old to cover a place in toilet paper
That's not perfect. That's pathetic. You can't just jump to the end.
"Up at 4:00." Check.