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on a very outmoded and very unnecessary form of communication
we went and got a nanny, and then we went out and took a class
Oh! Wow. Look at golfing.
Ever since I found out that Donna might be cheating on me,
I'm going to kill him. No, I'm not. I feel... No.
Oh, man! Will you help me work out this knot? Right here.
Still no plan.
go to church, try to do one nice thing per day.
But you know what? Joke's on you 'cause I know Morse Code.
Hey, tap away.
(CHUCKLING)
You have a bad imagination, it's stupid.
It's all yours. (LAUGHS)
Jennifer: You should talk in a deeper voice
Nine dates. I said it on the second date.
Okay, everybody, let's take this next hill!
so he'd definitely be wrapped up in this.
No, I bought them myself.
What's up? I read your e-mail.
because I think you need to hear it. Michael...
You're right. I ruin everything.
Hey, stranger.
Oh yeah. Oui, oui, oui.
"What the hell is that?" Hey, look at this.
If they catch us, they will rape us.
So there I am minding my own business,
I don't want to follow up on emails anymore
(CHUCKLING)
There what is?
It's probably nothing.
Does she keep perfume in her purse? Does she shower before sex?
She has a Pilates butt.
Spice Girls are opening for Weird Al. Front row.
Swear too much.
Gives me freedom to improvise. It's like jazz.
Wait, what do you mean? The other man.
Why would you go all the way to the Poconos to P.F. Chang's
while I'm naked.
Okay, Heart-Shaped Jewelry Is Not Something That A Woman Buys For Herself
Creed's head of Quality Assurance,
You know what? We should really do something fun this week.
That seems quick Even for lesbians