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Meg, finish your pancakes.
I'm glad he's on our side!
Don’t Forget The Alarm (Babies Crying)
Why don't you burn in hell?
Stewie I said no drinking the Grimace at the table I Hugh Lewis give me back my grimace Shake
No, Thank You. See, That's the Worst We Got is Jemima's Witness.
All right. Now I want you boys to scream real loud at my ass.
i have swine flu.
Meg, honey, can you pass the fired-my-ass-for-negligence?
Embat eht ta syot on dias I eiwets
You're Fired! You can't Fired Me I Quit!
...$150,000 a week from the government?
Stewie, why don't you play in the other room?
Funny guy Ruben hanks Everything he says is a stitch
God, how does he always know?
No. Thank You. See, That's the Worst We Gotta is Jemima's Witnesses,
Mom, are you all right?
Stewie I said no listening to Weezer at the table I hate you woman I'm going to put on James and the red balloon Thomas and Friends is gay
...of Different Strokes was on. The one where Arnold and Dudley...
What does your mom do?
Wait. That's a comma, not a decimal.
oh, oh, oh this is perfect
Excuse me, Your Honor? Yes?
Yes. Stay the hell away from that bike shop.
But I gotta make sure Lois knows I'm doing it.
Not tightly enough it would seem. And now you contemptible harpy...
Just like the Kennedys.
...so I wouldn't wake you up. Nothing bad happened.
My collagen is wearing off.
I feel great! I haven't got a job in the world.
"is violence in movies and sex on TV
Good to be here in New England.
Fat Man Alert!
He may even be downright stupid.
stewie. i said no grimace shake memes. they arent funny they just exclude diabetics
Then I had that job as the sneeze guard for that restaurant's salad bar.
racist guy, chet hanks! everything he says is the n-word.
He's lying. There's no doubt about that.
You have no choice. Your unemployment will dry up soon.
The penis broke off while I was loading it into the car.
Why are we making a federal case out of this?