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You guys told me to shoot Charlie.
Whatever, dude. Charlie, close up shop.
Okay, Dennis. We're gonna be very careful about this, right?
No shit. I hate that guy. He's like a full-on '80s movie stereotype.
I didn't say that!
- Why did you shoot me? - Oh, my God!
Is that soy veggie health drink supposed to erase the damage...
- Oh! Gross. - Very gross.
- Is everything all right? - No, dude. We got robbed last night.
I think it's time we took matters into our own hands.
- Breaking and entering. B&E. - No. No!
Do you think this guy would be dumb enough to rob the same bar twice?
Oh, shit!
But there's been, like, a string of these robberies all over the area.
- We actually keep it in the register instead of the safe. - Yeah.
That's true. Wanna go shoot it some more?
once you put your hand around this...
- Yes! - Let's do that.
- A B&E? - What does that mean?
- Whoa. Hey, hey. No, no, no, no, no. - What?
No, nothing. I don't think they're taking this seriously on any level, dude.
- Have a good night, bro. Yeah. - See you later.
- He's got a gun on him at all times. - From now on, so will we.
Right, Colin?
The minute the shit hits the fan, you guys are, like, "Dennis, don't shoot the gun!"
But, Charlie, you were stealing from the bar. It was an honest mistake.
[Voices Speaking Backwards]
- Describe what you feel. - I feel like, uh-
that a relatively small man can't just carry away.