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when my grandmother steals my pearls and fucks my boyfriend.
- Her ears are still ringing. - It has gardenias in it.
I'm gonna try her now. Bye, Rose.
Later, you find out the prince's father owns the castle,
Ya zhivu v bolshom dome na kholm,
that it's gonna run off and become linearly independent.
and burned the house down.
Comedy.
Hello, Rose. Abe.
I would have understood. But I just thought
Go have breakfast.
Why do I need help finding a lawyer?
See ya.
- Ow. My arm. Ow. - Shh. Shh.
I should've been consulted.
That is not what this dinner's for.
* Love only me *
Girls who go to secretarial school and learn shorthand,
a rough, rough time, and I just want to
Wait.
This is the solemn vow made by mathematics.
the prince's secretary knows shorthand,
and let her know your marriage is over.
I'll do it when I get home.
If I had realized that the queen of England had stood me up,
"We're happy, but we're starving.
I'm just saying we had an agreement.
- Imo... - Shh.
And now I live nowhere.
Hi, lady. - Why am I still holding this child?
- You couldn't find a dress? - No.
I know I must seem a bit angry
* You like me and I like it all *
Work was too hard here.
All right, all right.
Looks good, it looks good. Go say hi to Grandma, okay?
- Pann like panda. - Oh, my God.
A hammer means triumph. You will triumph.
Can I come by and see the kids sometimes?
those 13 Jews out of Germany one more time...
and I marry Adam's son, Cain.
Like cancer and God.
We get a nice little place, I think we're very happy,
"bowling" and "pandas"... did you fight about bowling?
Live chickens!
I'm doing fine.
- You don't look sick. - Pop?
I could only fit in two. - You need to drink the tea, honey.
In this room, we deal with absolutes.
- Toddlers, both of you. - Okay, get out of my house.
I just don't understand
So none of you knew the answer.
Yes, you can.
- Who? - Uh, nothing, Shirley, I'm here.
Thank goodness...
- Daddy. - Hey, pal.
It's always those girls.
But why do I need a lawyer? I got bailed out. - So?
I can't be sure of this, but one of them has a look like,
Oh, Mr. Maisel... - Right there, right on the jacket.
No grandchildren.
John Meeks in Personnel.
and no one will have known he left.
- We're sitting down, Shirley. - I know.
Truman knows the answers.
- His secretary? - His idiot secretary.
- on their hands. - Okay. Relax.